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Edition 507

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  1. They couldn't have got a better ambassador for their brand than bra Jules
  2. This bike is so fast they have to go to a race track to test it
  3. Sorry, but I am not like Lance, I still have two balls!
  4. This is the perfect lure to increase al-Qaeda Westerner hostage stock seeing as they did lose two this week.
  5. You can't hide anything these days. Social Media can even bring down governments!
  6. Everyone please calm the ****down. The bike in question is not a grey import, it is not even a 'fake' grey import, as, on closer inspection of the picture of the said bicycle, it is more a dark charcoal leaning towards a black sort of colour. Nonetheless, as is the case with a bottle blond, it is still very attractive until fully exposed.
  7. Yeah whatever dude, but did you know that Laurent Fignon lost the TdF to Greg Lemond because he was using a fake Rolex?
  8. Actually the man did not ask for advice, but was rather exposing the alleged fraudulent transaction, and posting his complain on a public forum such as this makes it every ones business.
  9. Holy mackerel, cash flow is certainly not an issue for you, two Pina's in 2 months!
  10. Why don't you vote EFF and kiss everything you own goodbye?
  11. ok, you a poefter.
  12. I have heard that people of very high intelligence commonly suffer from asthma, eczema and allergies. Having suffered from all three I now consider myself to be a rocket scientist bordering on pure genius. The daily puff of my Symbicord keeps the asthma at bay, however, if you want to race and you don't want your next urine sample to be an embarrassment to you, I suggest you get a TUE to cover your ass.
  13. So he was more of a commuter on a bicycle than a cyclist?
  14. Rest and eat well, or eat very nutritiously at least, and try anything else that will boost your immune system i.e. supplements. Do't do anything that will compromise your immune system, it needs to fight the virus, so the more you help it the faster you will recover.
  15. Sad news the the guy died, maybe he should have been more vigilant to the "No helmet, no ride" rule. Which club did he belong to? The club captain should have mentored this poor cyclist into understanding the importance of a helmet. Was he anyone's training partner? Was he licensed, Elite, Vets+, A bunch? Did he do more road than MTB?
  16. I think that "Cyclist critical after hitting jogger" is inaccurate reporting for South Africa, well for me anyway. My definition of a 'cyclist' is someone riding a bicycle for the purpose of practicing their sport. Someone using a bicycle as a means of commuting, in my mind, is not a cyclist but just a commuter on a bicycle. Big difference. When I read "Cyclist critical after hitting jogger" I picture ripped lycra clothing, damaged helmet and a snapped Pinarello frame. Calling a commuter on a bicycle a cyclist is like calling a pedestrian who is running an athlete. Not the same thing. You don't call a formula 1 driver a 'motorist' because he is in a car. So, with this in mind, was the jogger actually a jogger or just a pedestrian in a hurry? The wrong choice of words can be misleading
  17. Christ Almighty!! Where the mods to sensor all this sickening profanity!
  18. Probably on the left hand side near the yellow line
  19. Looks like something Satan would ride
  20. Extra cover then? Maybe make me one of the beneficiaries?? Or at least can I have dibs on your bike if you survive but can't walk anymore
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