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Edition 507

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  1. That gave me a hard on Some stylish bling there for sure!
  2. 1 too many for me man
  3. Please use the spell checker fucntiom
  4. It has been scientifically proven that the lifespan of a carbon frame is inversely proportional to the size of your wallet.
  5. Ja, I dunno how they do it, the masses have such strong will power! I'm trying to loose weight and it is a bitch going hungry. I have to fight the urge to eat that chocolate doughnut everyday! Anyway, you know you are a South African when you have robots instead of traffic lights
  6. Actually I tend to believe Landis. Pro cycling overseas IS full of dope. They all do it, the peleton is on an even keel in my opinion, and it distracts nothing from the sport.
  7. Thanks for the warning. Could you send us a picture of yourself and a list of races that you have entered please
  8. Is it actually possible to fake a fake? Would that then make the fake fake real?
  9. www.thebigbaboon.com
  10. 1. Winning SA's in my age category 2. Winning Argus in my age category 3. Winning Panorama Tour in age category 4. Partaking in my 1st Sani2C Okay, so points 1-3 are fantasy, but point 4 is for real
  11. I like Montyzuma's terminology 'anti-dope' Now the rest of you mustn't be so dof. If it takes 24 hours to replace lost red blood cells then why are you only able to donate blood every 6 weeks? And the answer is that it takes at least 4 to 5 weeks to fully replace the red blood cells that were donated hence the recovery time between donations. If you are a serious athlete don't donate blood unless during the off-season otherwise you are going to experience a serious dip in performance for a good few weeks.
  12. Thats exactly what it is. More scientifically know as dehydrated water. This is the process where you evaporate water, then carefully distill it into a crystal form and then it gets crushed into a fine hydrophilic powder which is packed and made available in handy 30g sachets. Each 30g Instant Powdered Water sachet makes up to 5 liters. Ideal for very arid regions and endurance athletes.
  13. Chuck those cheapskate gloves away and buy something decent. In another months time they are going to look as faded and tatty as a third hand thrift store t-shirt and will totally spoil you whole image dude!
  14. I think I am going to sell Instant Powdered Water at the next expo.
  15. Okay, sorry, I confused obnoxious with facetious. Must be this 16GI thing. It has halved my intellectual output, but at least I know I am going to be stupid for twice as long as normal
  16. okay, to keep this thread alive here is an obnoxious comment: Why 32GI, why not 16GI? Because then you can go for twice as long on half the carbs at half the speed as everyone else and save plenty bucks! Okay, so you won't win any frigging races but you will have the endurance of a pornstar on Viagra.
  17. I think a 69er is only legal between two consenting adults, although some countries up north still have laws against it particularly if your team mate is of the same gender.
  18. Westdene Cycles is my favorite. Always willing to do you a good deal and all.
  19. Actually the whole world needs 'common sense'. I can't see any difference between what Prof. Dungu does and what your local paster, imam, rabbi or priest does at the local shul, church, mosque or temple.
  20. Such a sad week for cycling, first Terry and now Mark leaving us. RIP Mark, we will sorely miss you at the Crit on Tuesdays! Sincerest condolences to the Stockton family.
  21. Look Jason, I don't want to get you down or nothing, but that sounds like good scientific evidence that you should rather consider darts as your sport of choice!
  22. I thought this thread was about which governmunt official you wanted in your pocket
  23. Drove past the accident scene on the way back from Sasko Harties. It saddens me immensely to see tragedy like this. It makes one realize how incredibly delicate life is and not to take it for granted. I left home this morning to go ride my bike and returned home to my family and loved ones. This poor chap left home and will never return. My sincerest and heartfelt condolences to his family and friends.
  24. My chain almost never falls off and I don't use Viagra either. There could be an interesting study here showing the correlation between softies needing Viagra and their lack of technical ability in being able to set their bike up properly so their friggin chain doesn't fall off all the time
  25. Hey dude, this is a hot leg!
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