racman

Doesn't he own a house in Landudno ?(spelling? - who cares)

After about two years on the hub I have noted that the Official hobbie/sport/activity of the hub is not cycling but actually "hijacking". I have been both the victim and the culprit of this beautiful art. So here is the official unofficial hijack thread. So please feel free to let your creative juices flow (I said creative juices HR!!!) and hijack all you want. This is also a handy thread for those who want to increase their number of posts Now All we need is a topic to start this off. It doesn't actually have to be anything as the purpose is to encourage hijacking !!! This may or may not work but here goes... I think LA is the only TdF winner NOT to take drugs. He is also the greatest cyclist of ALL time !!!! Give me some comments or random thoughts (if you have any... thoughts that is)

I have asked Admin to keep it going so that the full Hijack can run it's course. I am going to start an official Hijack thread now.

.... start my IDT session

Wow HR - only one more question remains .... "Did you have sexual relations with that woman ?!!!!

what about "Cock Robin" as well. Has the investigation been concluded yet ?

Was Humpty pushed ?!!!

who else - I want my Biannchi's now. The Italian porno mags that were found in the box are not a fair and reasonable substitute. !!!!

I have the same look and stance when I'm about to ......

We demand a public apologetic insinuation that will be the biggest we've never seen !!!! racman2008-06-23 01:53:00

There is absolutely NO crises in Zimbabwe !!!!!

you mean "Biannchi" or Bianchi ?

Damn HR, does that mean the "Biannchi T-cube" carbon frame special is over ?!!!!! racman2008-06-23 01:31:56

I vote WH the hubs official Europe cycling reporter. Any chance he can get a press pass for the TdF Admin ?

or maybe it just shows how qiuick we all are in applying the "tar & feathers" Facts, who needs facts...!! Both sides of the story .... why, this is not Oprah !!!! This is like the Hubs own "Judge Judy" column!

For 30k - buy a Felt FC and build up with Campag Chorus !! (still have some change left as well!!)

For an extra 3k you could buy my BMC SL01 with Campag Centaur etc also advertised a while ago but still available.

Hey Gazza, don't you think it may be a good idea to change the heading on this thread now that yu've got their attention? racman2008-05-28 09:44:40

Hey WH, all the best with the new venture !!! Show those Dutch what a SA Raleigh can do !!!!racman2008-05-28 08:12:53

?!racman2008-05-15 04:58:32

Damn, now I've offended "The Godfather of Bike Porn". Please change mini to "beetle" ASAP. My sincere apologies Cruxie (hope I haven't ruined my chances for obsolete team bike donations in future now!!!)

Ok how about this suggestion? Admin starts a special clubhouse for all those who want to perv, insult, hijack (can one actually hijack a post about hijacking ???) or generally get low down and dirty. Admin can decide on the screening criteria for this "clubhouse" or whether it is subscription based. The clubhouse could be called: "Below the Belt" or to be more cycling orientated: "Down by the Chamois"! Anyone who posts unacceptable posts outside the clubhouse is banned for 1 month. And by the way, I am going to probably be flamed by both sides for this but I am one of those who spend far less time on the Hub now. I think it should be rebranded as "a general chat forum also frequented by people who happen to cycle" and not "the centre of cycling in south africa" !! But then again I am a little selective when choosing threads to open by waiting for the pop-up window to see the initial post. By choice I browse the race reports, classifieds (although it is also becoming less cycling related by the day as well. I remember the time I tried to sell my son's motorcycle on the hub and was inundated by "pm's" telling me to advertise on Gumtree, Bikefind, ThinkBike etc (I got the valid point !!!!!).)and anything else cycling related. Yesterday I was bored and was "infected" by HR's "boredom" threads (pure and unadulterated "drivel" but he does do it well and like no other!!!.No offence HR but I can see you have been bored for a few days/weeks/months now ) and decided to post something cycling broadly cycling related but also scoring on the "drivel" meter. Removed it after 9 views because I noticed there was enough nonsense already on the hub. The point is this. The hub has always had the odd stirring or nonsense post or thread which have been quite humorous and entertaining (Hey, I have even started some as well), but it is becoming more difficult to find the cycling related threads amongst the junk nowdays. If this is truly "the centre of cycling in south africa" as it states above, then we should be seriously concerned about the future of our sport !!! P.S. The above has not been checked for spelling or grammar mistakes. If you notice any please put a message in a bottle and throw it in the ocean, rather than pm or highlight it over the next 20 posts (don't forget to let go the bottle when you throw now !!!!)

Hey Mampara, now you're treading on thin ice - if you paint a mini red it doesn't make it a ferrari!!! (No, I didn't say a Raleigh is a mini either !!!!!)

no Cruxie, STOP IT NOW!!! I get totally depressed when you post pics of your "fleet" of alternative transport mean machines !!!!