justinafrika

https://cyclingtips.com/2022/03/new-zealand-champion-olivia-ray-dropped-by-team-with-usada-investigation-underway/ I need a shower.

Like the pervy couple in their 70’s who worked hard to see past all the trees and hedges whenever the GF and her and my female friends enjoyed the pool. Didn’t recognise him when he approached me in the shop, after he identified himself I held a hand over my nose and said “Sorry mate, didn’t recognise you without the wall."

Precisely what happened to Jayde Panayioutou. The triggerman, Sizwezakhe Vumazonke, was the same guy who invaded my home with his mates a few years earlier. At 1 in the morning he was right next to me when he saw me waking on my couch and thought that was his cue to stab me. Screamed louder than Oscar which startled the thug. I’m a big guy and when I swung at him luckily struck his trachea. Dropped him, moered him and have the knife scar on my hand. One of his mates was caught running away with four of my watches, my phone and the GF’s tablet by a passing cop van. Two caught and GF and I attended two court sessions before the prosecutor and judicial system screwed it up. Vumazonke should have been in jail already when he shot Jayde.

Spot on. Don’t know why I was a bit surprised that the FA approved an owner who chops up and flushes down the sewer system a journalist who disagrees with him.

Oh dear. That's rich news. The nouveau riche have met a hitch.

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Who knew that the S in PSG stood for Spursy???

Edit: Gary Neville - "I worry about the make-up of the Arsenal squad, it just doesn’t feel right. There’s something just not right. They’ve got a young coach as well who has got a massive job in front of him but there’s something missing. It'll be messy and scabby and a horrible little season.” 🙈😂 I absolutely disagreed with all the naysayers on various forums.

About time! Old time Spursy legend Gary Mabbutt wasn’t yet born the last time it happened. 61 years since ’61. When one’s own sponsor trolls one. 🙈 You’ll always have the brilliant Man City and Everton demolition jobs though.

Bit of an anomaly imo. Gerrard and co pulled one over.

This ⬆️⬆️ Wish there was also a way to cutout minibus taxis when the driver starts counting wads of cash. I’m able to solely use wide, almost pedestrian-free pavements and cycle paths on the way to several singletracks in my area. Even so, the idiotic sod still mowed me down on a cycle path just past an intersection Tuesday last week. At least I got more than enough of that wad of cash to pay for new grips and replace bust spokes and straighten a slightly buckled alloy rim. Sorted the multiple cuts and bruises on leg and chest and elbow myself. Only saw the smashed and buckled phone after getting home. On a faaaarking cycle path!?

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/cricket/1575696/shane-warne-dead-australia-cricket-news RIP champ.

Matter of preference, love them as a light pre-ride brekkie or as part of a quick dessert.

… to the Chelsea Foundation. Sooooo… from being funded by stolen oil wealth to a charity case. 😂

An inexpensive 4 digit thick cable lock around seat post and rear wheel onto a trolley works for me, been doing that for years. It helps that management at the supermarket and liquor store and pharmacy welcomed me doing that inside their stores right next to the helpful security officers.

Spurs become the first premier league team to go six full halves without a shot on target (Opta stats), to their credit go on to record a brilliant win against Man City. Chelski’s Lukaku plays an entire 90 minutes and touches the ball just 6 times? I’ve never seen that, even in the junior and amateur club footie I played. Just 6 touches in 90 minutes? The mind boggles. It’s been a season of weird records.

I left PE to live at the beach in Seal Point, CStF for a year, pure surf porn.

I think since the bull was facing the other way as he approached he thought it was chilled. There’s a massive grass verge outside my front wall with two urban herds at different times grazing if the gardener has missed a week or taken leave. I’ve never felt threatened by the cows or huge bulls all those times when leaving or returning on bikes. 🤞

The Rock Cobble race in Bakersfield, California saw this happening to a Tony Inderbitzin. "I’m sore all over, mostly the neck from the second throw, I got whiplashed. The list of what doesn’t hurt is my left arm and head.” 🤣

This person found with the bike claimed that he was on the way to delivering it to the police station but in reality this photo was taken about 6 blocks from the police station and he was moving in the opposite direction.