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Captain Fastbastard Mayhem

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  1. Put a tubeless patch over the stitched area, inside the tyre's carcass. That, or some rubber solution (patch glue) before you stitch it.
  2. Nope, it made them super hot. My godmother's one went up in flames twice.
  3. Almost there... Seems you're hitting post, before you've actually posted. Can't be a tapatalk issue, otherwise we'd have seen it with other members.
  4. That Scott still doesn't have a motor, besides the fleshy one driving it from the saddle. EBikes in races are a non-starter (heh) - they should be totally separate, as you have also pointed out, and unless you've got a medical condition that inhibits your cycling on a normal bike, entering a race on an e-bike is kinda non-sensical, in my opinion. Except in environments like Enduro, when the ups aren't timed. But even there, there's a time limit and start time for each stage that require you to be at a certain level of fitness to be able to enter. They (Enduro guys) are thinking of ways to allow e-bikes to enter Enduro races tailored JUST for them. IMO it'd be great, if the distances were lengthened to allow for a constant 20kph plus avg climbing speed. Racing non-ebikers on the same course, though.... that's just silly. Again, in my opinion, but I've yet to see a compelling argument for allowing them in the same field / race except for those who legitimately require mechanical assistance. E-Bikes are great tools for getting extra laps in, and allowing those who suffer from maladies such downduroism or downcountryness to do more of what they enjoy. You, however, seem hell bent on pushing your view across regardless of what other people have to say.
  5. That IS normal, and with DHL we were paying that as well. Think it was R 250 / R 300 disbursement fee on top of the VAT & Duties. It's not new. It's just that Skynet's debaucherous service has called attention to it, and suddenly there's an outcry over it as there's no delivery of expected service.
  6. Quick tip. Reply ---> type under quoted text, after ---> Post / Reply
  7. Please learn how to reply in the same block as the quoted text, instead of in a different post...
  8. I think I need to bring it out again... carry on with Skyrim and the things I need to do, still
  9. Mine looks like this: 1- it's not mine 2 - it's not mine 3 - it's not mine And so on.
  10. ​https://www.facebook.com/ElderScrolls/videos/1759819940728650/UzpfSTcxNjc4OTc2NzoxMDE1NzYxNzkzNjE0NDc2OA/ OMG YESSSSS!!!!
  11. WELL DONE TO ALL!!! Very respectable achievement, that I could only dream of.
  12. The Magic Mary is exactly as you describe the e13 to be. Grips like snot. Rolls relatively well. Grips like snot.
  13. Not *quite* kool-harvey, but it does provide a good seated pedalling platform, and qorks quite well at alleviating pressure on them nads!
  14. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Dear Gigi, How fancy was my footwork, you tired old bag of eyebrows? How much pasta can you now pound into your leaking asentaderas? I make the zig and then I make the zag! Like a mamba hunting fat Italian mice in the butter! Nobody knows what I am doing from second to second! I am cunning, like a fox with the brain of two foxes. One minute everyone was thinking I was going to become the Petronas and turn my life into a bowl of dog-laksa with that pile of pimples and masturbation called Morbidelli, and instead I am getting married! I am going to be a Respol Satu Hati Gati Mati Fati. Yes, you can congratulate me and buy me a gift for my wedding. The world will say goodbye to the Dwarf Puta with the powdery collarbones, and they will say hello to me – the Hot Orange Mamba of Sparta! It is the wedding of the century! I am pleased to be marrying Marc – even though he is a traitor and a cheat, and is aggressive and not safe, and rides too fast and wins too much by being too fast and too aggressive and using far too many of his horse-teeth. I am concerned a little about his father, too. His father is Julia. So maybe I think his father was once his mother. It is a little frightening, but I am brave. If she does not speak with me, then it will be OK. If she speaks to me, then I will have to call a priest to make the sign of the cross and banish the demon inside her. I will hold her head under a sea of holy water if I have to. But first you must understand this marriage with Marc and I is not like the marriage of a man and a woman. It is like the marriage of a nun and Jesus Christ. I am the Jesus and Marc is the nun. He is a virgin, so it is not so hard for him to be the nun I think. So like the Jesus with the nun, he will obey my law in all things. And this will be good for the sport because he will no longer be allowed to ride like he wants to win. Now he must ride to please his Jesus. I understand many stupid putas cannot ride the Honda. Which is clearly why Honda has come to beg me to ride it. I can ride everything, as you have seen. The Honda has turned the bones of the Dwarf Puta into broken sticks of painful jelly. It has caused the Kangaroo Puta to run from Honda in terror and to join with Ducati to complain about my butter. The Honda has also driven the Mad-Eyed England Puta crazier than a barking rat. It has made him hit his head many times and now he has all the time the headaches. This is why he squints with one eye at the sky and one eye at the ground and talks to himself. The Yellow Puta will die now that I will be riding the Honda. The fear will grip him and his tiny huevos will shrivel inside his saco di carne, and he will start to walk like a woman who is looking for a man. I will show him no mercy. I will not show anyone any mercy. Mambas have no mercy. They only have the attack, the cruelty and the SSSSSSS of the hissing. So now I must wait patiently for the rest of the season with you, Gigi. But that does not mean you can have a holiday. Instead, you must work even harder to make the stupid rubbish Ducati be less stupid rubbish every race. I have not finished rubbing salt into all of your wounds and dancing the flamenco on the faces of putas who doubted my greatness. I think Marc should wear virgin white to our wedding. The colour will go with his teeth. Make me happy, Gigi. Or else you will hear the SSSSSSSSSS! George.
  15. Unless the tank and lack of squeezy squeezy to keep his octopus in check while he's trying to be the sexy speed mamba make him fatigue faster than ppl with broken bones and sprained wrists, without the added octopus grip, I'm not sure if it'll have THAT much effect on his times.
  16. even a *broken clock is right twice a day... Needs more than just one win to call it a cause of his sudden success.
  17. Having seen a Bentayga in the flesh just 5 days ago, I can confirm that it's a crapload better in teh flesh than in the pics.
  18. Would have been an excellent save, but the limit finally found him.
  19. hahaha! Yes! But no, I'll keep my original nick.
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