Captain Fastbastard Mayhem

Hardly. Still hacking up my lungs and my eyes are looking like they have 10kg weights attached to the lids. It's increasingly looking as if I'll be spectating. Not a fuuuuck am I gonna ride Jonkers and climb 1400 plus metres when I'm feeling like this, let alone as soon as 6 days after, IF I kick it tomorrow.

Indeed. Slaughter, prepare, package. Less space consuming, too. And let's face it - it's not like we don't have slaughterhouses that aren't halaal certified.

yeah, no, I'm sorry - this falls under my banner of WTF is this for? Live shipping, in those conditions, for that long?! Come on, now. 100% agreed with you on this atrocity.

Where do you find this kaaaak>!?

once enlarged, it was easy...

What a match! Welsh had the first half down pat. But the Aussies brought it back in the second! Holy cow.

Oooooooooh... Those silver pikes look TIT!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Took me back to friday night at a braai. Someone mentioned Timothy Traddle. Someone else said "WHAT?! Who?!" and then my mate and I just jumped into about 5 or 6 theme songs from that era. Timothy Traddle, Gummi Bears, Wielie Walie etc etc. Hysterical for us, but traumatising for the ladies.

Holy crap, what a game!!!

Absolutely... Some of those NS trails are MAD, though!

Anyway. All Mountain is essentially now Enduro. Wait. is now #Enduro. Needs the hashtag.

Also - was just trolling.

Yeah, Enduro Race bikes are all about the # #downduro #slackaf #longlowslack and so on. Agreed that the "enduro specific" race bikes are a different animal.

Meh. Sick for 2 weeks, so far. Flu, which has gone but the stuffiness and treacle-thought remains. Easily the worst I've had, so far. Hope I'm fully better for the Enduro next weekend!

Just as well I don't have one anymore... Beard, that is. Still got the flannel.

But.... trail riding IS Enduro. It's what all of us do.... Just with a time attached to it.

yup. Just asking - which climb do people think would be better? Doing the left hand winding climb to get to Plumber, or going via the waterfall route on the other end? I think the left hand climb is more gradual, but not sure.

well... considering I spend ~10-12 hours a day behind a keyboard, it's always gonna be like that.

Same. Currently got the flu, and hoping to hell it's not gonna morph into bronchitis. But my aim is to finish. Thank feck it looks like we're not going to the saaltjie 4 times!

You're not wrong...

Proudly so....

"garden variety" = 50% for collection, 67% for Premier, 75% for single gym. And yes. Definitely.

Unsure, yet. But remember it's ONLY the gym booster (ie extra 25% discount over and above the base 75%) that this affects. NOT THE BASE 75% DISCOUNT

You need to apply for a disco bank account for the card to be migrated across to Discovery Bank. Download the Discovery Bank app, apply, done.

If it's been migrated, then yes.