Cut out ‘n’ keep guide to cycling and Twitter QUICK CLINIC GUIDE TO DOPING Scenario -> Outcome Rider holds form all season. ->Doping Rider loses form. -> Was doping Strong team performance. -> All doping Great solo performance. -> Doping Team declare zero tolerance. -> Doping Team hire ex-dopers. -> Doping Rider has a doctor. -> Doping Rider has a trainer. -> Doping Rider gets ill. -> Doping Rider stays healthy. -> Doping Rider admits to past doping, says he’s now clean. -> Liar, doping Rider doesn’t admit to doping. -> Doping Rider fails no tests. -> Bio passport doesn’t work Conti rider goes well. -> Ah but he’s not on the bio passport Rider wins MTF with solid team tactics. -> Doping, just like Armstrong Rider wins MTF with solo breakaway. -> Doping just like Pantani Rider wins, goes to doping control. -> Tests don’t work Rider finishes outside top places, doesn’t have to go to doping control. -> Convenient Rider refuses to release data. -> Doping Rider releases data. -> Doping Rider won’t speak to press. -> Doping Rider does speak to press. -> Fans with typewriters Journalist covers stage race by reporting on what happened on the road not in the hotels. -> Accessory to doping Source: http://journalvelo.com/opinion/cut-out-n-keep-guide-to-cycling-and-twitter/
