Duane_Bosch

He's a trailing dog bru. If your cat goes missing we get called in to find it. We haven't refined the bit when he finds the cat and kills it yet. There's some refinement needed there.

@ the OP. Don't bother looking for this roll in at Jonkers. It's a whole hemisphere away.

I bought a building site cunningly disguised as a house. I also bought a dog that's actually meant for the military. But the primary reason is I'm surfing again which eats up all my spare time.

Don't joke! I think I've been on an MTB twice since then.

Yissie that oke on the Turner is a Shredder hey?

There's also Paarl and the Table Mountain stuff with super easy tar shuttle roads. But the chicken dinner is a Hellsend shuttle day. That's the closest you'll get to a Euro bike park in SA. Endless shuttles, Flow lines, DH lines, small jumps, big jumps, massive jumps, holy **** jumps, mulch jump, pump track

Italy. Where the restaurants close for lunch.

If you gonna be dumb you'd better be tough

Runners aren't allowed between those gates at the top of chappies and the one's at the hoek. So if you encounter one of those fks along there you are within your rights to pepper spray them. it's the law. 😄

It suck balls to run on a pavement. And on that stretch it must be a nightmare. But yes you can.

You can't run on the pavement. There's people pushing prams, licking icecream etc. Personally I wouldn't run along that road I would run on the walk between Muizenberg & St James if I was going to run along there but only VERY early before people arrive. Funny story. I'm guessing it was around 1989. A mate of mine and myself were lifting (I was on the handlebars). We went for a surf check at Kalk Bay. We were ON THE PAVEMENT and we got knocked over by a COP VAN opposite the St James tidal pool.

No man. Don't let this opportunity go by. Doing a DIY just adds to the exitement. You might literally never be in Rome again. The internet is flooded with info on this stuff. Tell your wife you want a morning to go cycling. She loves you. she wants you to have a good time. But put as much effort in to planning an activity for the 2 of you as you do for the ride. She also wants to know she's #1 Use the googles to figure out a bike shop you can rent a bike from and use that tour operators routes as a guide for designing the thing yourself. Rent that Dogma or Basso for the day. It is Italy after all. Take a kit, pedals, your saddle and GPS. Also get your measurements. The rental bike shop will get it in the ballpark but don't sweat it. Take your own tape measure and get your saddle height right. You've probably got a gps. put the route on that and off you go. Worst case you get lost and it's a 50 euro cab ride back. You can EASILY get routes on bikemap.net. and you can download the gpx file. https://www.bikemap.net/en/r/4417972/#7.6/41.933/12.568 When my wife and I went to Monte Grappa I figured a common starting point for all our routes. The town square. Duh. My gps didn't have maps it was a breadcrumb thing. I then mapped them from that starting point. downloaded them to the gps and that's what we did. I kind of had a rough idea of where we needed to go. But we followed the GPS pretty much. We did the exact same thing in Mallorca. For Mallorca I also bought a map before the trip and we did a bit more freestyling there. When we got home I framed the map. sweat stains and all. Every time i go upstairs I look straight at that map and go back to that trip. PS. It's K@K cold in Europe at that time of year on a bike so get some leg & arm warmers, Put tinfoil in your shoes and get some thermal gloves and a Gilet.

Bru that's not cleat position or anything of that nature. That's Wyntoon. AKA Gout. Try dopping less red wine. 😁

Me too. I rode a mate's Trek Rail at Jonkers. TUUUURBOO all the time. I was giggling riding up Irish. On the down's leave it in POOOWER mode. You can duff a corner and be back up to speed in 2 pedal strokes. So so so much fun. I wounldnt get a road ebike or one of those pretending to be a normal bike ebikes. Full cream. as much suspension as possible self propelled downhill bike. That's what I would be after. It's like having your own private ski lift.

I watched highlights of the Singapore TDF Criterium. Erm. Yeah.... Local rider and a few others in the break. Which gets reeled in with 3 laps to go Cav wins the sprint category The TDF yellow jersey somehow wins a criterium Froome 2nd and Nibali 3rd. Honestly tho. Who cares? I'd love to see those legends in a exhibition race around a criterium in CT. Sport is entertainment and that was entertaining.

IMO. There's 2 types of bike racer. 1. Casual joes. The behavior around these people has changed. And why wouldn't it? Waking up at 4am to crap in a porta loo and "race" for 4876th place around the saaaaaame old loop of brown scenery around the back of Durbanville with no road closure sucks balls. Cycling is supposed to be fun. That's not fun. Also. The lack of road closure means your chances of being taken out by a car aren't lower. But your chances of being taken out by a fellow cyclist are significantly higher. My wife's broken arm would attest to this. 2. The proper racers. There are races for these guys. I've got a mate who races all the time. League races, Crit races, Killarney twice a week. Yes that's a race. He says he doesn't do zwift racing anymore coz everyone cheats. This phenomenon of if you own a bicycle you MUST race it seems to be a bit of a uniquely South African phenomenon and I honestly don't understand it.

Ok so serious question. Would any of you plonkers want to watch bits of stage 13, 14 and 15 live? As in there. In person. Not on the tele. You'd only watch the start of stage 15 which starts in Les Gets. Les Gets is about 2km from Morzine. I used to do mtb tours to Morzine as many of you know but my mate still organizes group accommodation and I'm sure he'd be happy to accommodate a few leg waxers. It's unlikely to be cheap and the town will book out FAST so send me a DM and I'll get him onto it. BTW I've been there on a road bike and there's a LOT more than just the Joux Plane. There's actually a very good road book that the tourist info guys have put together for road routes around the area. Oh and then there's the small matter of the largest linked lift accessed trail network in the world.

You talking about he link I posted? I don't think the oke who wrote the article knows which races the riders are targeting.

Looks like a climbers tour for sure. Only 22km of TT 4 summit finishes https://www.cyclingnews.com/features/tour-de-france-2023-analysing-the-contenders/

Not so sure about that. The stage into Morzine includes the Joux Plane which is a beast of a climb. They're also doing the col de la loze and grand colombiere. Oh they're also doing the Aspin and the Tourmalet on stage 6. And Cambasque. Jissie.

I NEEEEED TO GO BACK THERE

You need to get a little active down south when your summer rolls around next year

WOAH WOAH WOAH hold the fkin fone there batman. You live in Europe and GRTP is the best bike park you've ridden?

I still want a Tarmac.

what you mean HAD?