I have an idea for a new thread...

[Tumbleweed]

Steady there Lad... Next you'll be bringing out your Action Men with movable eyes or your Bruins and Oor Wullie books....

 

Lad! Hahahahahaha!

 

I had one of these:

 

[Hairy]

http://af.reuters.co...E87I0CJ20120820

 

NASA's science rover Curiosity zaps first Martian rock

 

 

 

 

So what is the perfect tyre for that surface ?

[Tumbleweed]

So what is the perfect tyre for that surface ?

 

There are rumours that Continental has a prototype Martian King…

[Hairy]

There are rumours that Continental has a prototype Martian King…

 

I take it Slime being green would make a better sealant than Stans?

[Blindspot]

I were at the Hotel in kleinmond,I were a contractor there for the day, I had the worst experience of my live with the security at the entrance gate...Firstly i had to wait 5 minutes for the guy to come and assist me at the gate, i were the only guy at the gate, then the guard can't understand afrikaans, and as this resort is in the Overberg, and Afrikaans being the most speaken language there, i see this as unacceptable, but then the guy got ruide with me, and obviously i WSikll then loose my temper for the followingh reasens....wait 5 minutes to be assisted at all, the guard can't speak my languase, and can hardly speak english....He asks me what kind of vechile i am driving, helo????look for yourself!!!!!HE ASKS ME MY COMPANY NAME,I drive a company vechile with the name written all over it....I even offered him my assistance to fill in the form, but the guy had a to bad attitude for that, he cant even write one sentance without making a spelling error......I have booked for three nights at this hotel in September for my Honeymoon.....It wiill be cancelled before the end of today, I even talked to their supervisor, and he was of no help

 

 

I have read this with the voice of Barry Hilton in my head and I still cannot see the relevance of it to the awesomeness of this thread.

(Take it somewhere else before the OP sees it)

[Escapee..]

I were at the Hotel in kleinmond,I were a contractor there for the day, I had the worst experience of my live with the security at the entrance gate...Firstly i had to wait 5 minutes for the guy to come and assist me at the gate, i were the only guy at the gate, then the guard can't understand afrikaans, and as this resort is in the Overberg, and Afrikaans being the most speaken language there, i see this as unacceptable, but then the guy got ruide with me, and obviously i WSikll then loose my temper for the followingh reasens....wait 5 minutes to be assisted at all, the guard can't speak my languase, and can hardly speak english....He asks me what kind of vechile i am driving, helo????look for yourself!!!!!HE ASKS ME MY COMPANY NAME,I drive a company vechile with the name written all over it....I even offered him my assistance to fill in the form, but the guy had a to bad attitude for that, he cant even write one sentance without making a spelling error......I have booked for three nights at this hotel in September for my Honeymoon.....It wiill be cancelled before the end of today, I even talked to their supervisor, and he was of no help

 

[Kranswurm]

I were at the Hotel in kleinmond,I were a contractor there for the day, I had the worst experience of my live with the security at the entrance gate...Firstly i had to wait 5 minutes for the guy to come and assist me at the gate, i were the only guy at the gate, then the guard can't understand afrikaans, and as this resort is in the Overberg, and Afrikaans being the most speaken language there, i see this as unacceptable, but then the guy got ruide with me, and obviously i WSikll then loose my temper for the followingh reasens....wait 5 minutes to be assisted at all, the guard can't speak my languase, and can hardly speak english....He asks me what kind of vechile i am driving, helo????look for yourself!!!!!HE ASKS ME MY COMPANY NAME,I drive a company vechile with the name written all over it....I even offered him my assistance to fill in the form, but the guy had a to bad attitude for that, he cant even write one sentance without making a spelling error......I have booked for three nights at this hotel in September for my Honeymoon.....It wiill be cancelled before the end of today, I even talked to their supervisor, and he was of no help

 

:lol:

Post of the month

[Eldron]

:lol:

Post of the month

 

+1

 

It also gets "Most ironic post of the year!" from me.

[Stretch]

I have read this with the voice of Barry Hilton in my head and I still cannot see the relevance of it to the awesomeness of this thread.

(Take it somewhere else before the OP sees it)

im not sure if its a joke or no. if its not a joke then refer to the ironic comment above

 

 

Reminds me of a youtube comment i saw the other day...guy said

 

"I am amazed that people have to resort to swearing on hear,just shows the lack of education"

 

to which i replied - "oh the irony of the spelling mistake"

 

to which he replied "What spelling mistake?"

[Tumbleweed]

I take it Slime being green would make a better sealant than Stans?

 

I believe the tyres are to be filled with nitrogen. Not sure how that affects sealant…

[Dirty Twin]

+1

 

It also gets "Most ironic post of the year!" from me.

 

Someone should put this in the top ten noob spotting thread

[Tumbleweed]

http://www.sacbee.com/2012/08/20/4742690/brazilian-artist-makes-art-with.html

 

Brazilian artist makes art with marijuana smoke

 

 

 

Read more here: http://www.sacbee.com/2012/08/20/4742690/brazilian-artist-makes-art-with.html#storylink=cpy

[Joe_Cogs]

One day when I have a kid...

 

[forkie]

I were at the Hotel in kleinmond, I had the worst experience of my live I were a contractor there for the day,with the security at the entrance gate...Firstly i had to wait 5 minutes for the guy to come and assist me at the gate, i were the only guy at the gate, then the guard can't understand afrikaans, and as this resort is in the Overberg, and Afrikaans being the most speaken language there, i see this as unacceptable, but then the guy got ruide with me, and obviously i WSikll then loose my temper for the followingh reasens....wait 5 minutes to be assisted at all, the guard can't speak my languase, and can hardly speak english....He asks me what kind of vechile i am driving, helo????look for yourself!!!!!HE ASKS ME MY COMPANY NAME,I drive a company vechile with the name written all over it....I even offered him my assistance to fill in the form, but the guy had a to bad attitude for that, he cant even write one sentance without making a spelling error......I have booked for three nights at this hotel in September for my Honeymoon.....It wiill be cancelled before the end of today, I even talked to their supervisor, and he was of no help

 

Well - if that was the worst experience of your whole life, you are doing ok. I wouldnt worry too much.

Edited August 21, 2012 by facmp

[Cav']

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[Spinnekop]

BOER MAAK N PLAN

 

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