Eddy Gordo Posted March 29, 2020 Share Bonus and DJR 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eddy Gordo Posted March 29, 2020 Share Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.When all is ready he begins to speak:"My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end.""My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre.“Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".The wife replies,“The asshole had a paper route." Hairy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bonus Posted March 29, 2020 Share  Farnborough Airshow in the UK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bonus Posted March 29, 2020 Share Brilliant  I could do it, but in reverse . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geomark Posted March 29, 2020 Share My 2020 sentiment in a nutshell. DJR and Bonus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Gordo Posted March 29, 2020 Share Damn, I had to check for myself  Edited March 29, 2020 by Eddy Gordo Hairy and geomark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geomark Posted March 29, 2020 Share Damn, I had to check for myself Err.jpgKudos for ensuring you don’t post fake news ???? Bonus and Hairy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonus Posted March 29, 2020 Share Keep 'em coming! We need the humour right now . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotSoBigBen Posted March 30, 2020 Share Aweh! 428 others, fanievb, geomark and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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