Slowbee Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 So you want to be a 101 and still run marathons, this guy is managing it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt_KcJYy36Y&feature=player_embedded gotta love this .... at about 1:00 I dont drink any water in a marathon - gimme a beer, yea I'll have that. Its different.
Tumbleweed Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 (edited) Prowling through the fields the fearsome feline patrols his hunting ground, pausing only occasionally to preen his luxuriant ginger mane.His confident strut attracts the attention of onlookers, but after teasing them with a glimpse the elusive creature is gone. To where? No one can be sure.In this case, however, the answer was probably nothing more wild than home for his dinner. Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz24p6KTCdN Edited August 28, 2012 by Tumbleweed
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 So you want to be a 101 and still run marathons, this guy is managing it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt_KcJYy36Y&feature=player_embedded IIRC he passed away not so long ago. Was a shame, really. Loved his one line on the amount he stopped in the london marathon... I stopped 5 times. That was 5 fags, and 5 pints!
Tumbleweed Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 Lois, who? Superman hooks up with Wonder Woman http://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/books-and-media/lois-who-superman-hooks-up-with-wonder-woman/article4503732/
Stretch Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 this is awesome! i was chuckling for a while after watching it...Fenton! Fenton! JC... Fenton! and translated to my dog it goes "Harry, Harry, JC... Harry!"
Tumbleweed Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 i was chuckling for a while after watching it...Fenton! Fenton! JC... Fenton! and translated to my dog it goes "Harry, Harry, JC... Harry!" I remember a Far Side cartoon where the dog's owner was kakking out the brak, and the speech bubble was like: "blah, blah, blah, blah, Rover, blah, blah, blah, blah, Roverblah, blah, blah, blah, Rover..."
Eddy Gordo Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 WIVES AND THEIR OLD BOYFRIENDS.....A husband took his wife to a disco on the weekend. There was an extremely well dressed, physically fit, good looking guy on the dance floor. He was waltzing, fox-trotting, calipsoing, break dancing, moon walking, doing back flips, the works. The wife turned to her husband, who wasn't much of a dancer, and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." The husband said: "Looks like he's still celebrating!" http://www.hilux4x4.co.za/views/images/smilies/laughingneqw.gif http://www.hilux4x4.co.za/views/images/smilies/laughingneqw.gif
Eddy Gordo Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 WARNING !!!!Don't wash your hair in the shower It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!! INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT … WARNING TO US ALL!!! Shampoo Warning! I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME." No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Sunlight dish soap instead. Its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE." Problem solved! If I don't answer your emails, I'll be in the shower! Wannabe 1
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