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That'll be me, so that's how you reformed, by bribing and intimidating dissent!

 

I reformed? When did that happen?

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I reformed? When did that happen?

Some time between being threatened to be voted off the island in Feb 2009 to being a moderating god on your own fred...

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must get that...

I have it. OMG. Hero's. Road racers make all other sports seem tame. To be fair. road racing isn't actually a sport. In the words of my mate Karl.

 

If you make a mistake in a sport you have a reasonable chance of walking away from it. Those people are gladiators.

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Like the okes on the Epic using duct tape to make a bridge to they don't have to sit on their saddle sores....

 

Pics of this bridge system would be interesting to see

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Pics of this bridge system would be interesting to see

Not sure the guys wanted to share, but also in the days when phones were phones and had no intergrated 12 mega pixel camera. Became a legend of the early epics, was even quoted in Ride magazine in their review of the 2005 Epic, we had huge fun with the Ride team of Adele Tait and Martin Droske. Martin was told he was riding the Epic 3 weeks before the race to see if was really as tough as everyone made out. It wasn't.

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Hey

 

 

We hit 15k. Whoever posted 15k pm me an addy, I'll send your prezzie...

 

no the prezzie should go to the one who wished the thread 1 year happy birthday.

 

 

MMEE :)

 

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Hey

 

 

We hit 15k. Whoever posted 15k pm me an addy, I'll send your prezzie...

It was petatodd.

 

in the interests of fairness, it should go to the person who posted the first post AFTER the 15,000 mark. Me.

And seeing that it was me who caused the 15000th post to be posted, the present should go to me.

no the prezzie should go to the one who wished the thread 1 year happy birthday.

 

 

MMEE :)

 

post #12816 for reff he he

 

As you are all clearly in need of some office fun, PM your address and I'll send you each one of these, with the ammo

 

The limited edition marshmallow shooter

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This documentary was AWESOME!!! A must see!!

 

I have it. OMG. Hero's. Road racers make all other sports seem tame. To be fair. road racing isn't actually a sport. In the words of my mate Karl.

 

If you make a mistake in a sport you have a reasonable chance of walking away from it. Those people are gladiators.

 

I have seen it and it is awesome!

 

@Omega Man: I like the way your mate Karl put that.

 

Go ask any MotoGP rider if he's keen to do the TT.......

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Fockin penguins:

 

The text has been republished to reveal Levick’s detailed observations of the Adélie penguins’ sexual habits, which included auto-erotic behavior, homosexual interactions, coerced sex (including with chicks and injured birds), and necrophilia:

Strewn about all Antarctic rookeries are the dead bodies of many hundreds of penguins, from the adult to the newly-hatched chick, which have succumbed for various reasons during previous years. Owing to the low temperature prevailing, these bodies are preserved in good condition for a long time…When the season was already a month advanced, I saw a cock engaged in the sexual act upon the dead body of a white-throated Adélie of the previous year. This took somewhat over a minute, the position taken up by the cock differing in no way from that of normal copulation, and the whole act was gone through, down to the final depression of the cloaca and emission of semen…Later on, this sight was by no means uncommon.

Although he adopted an objective tone in his paper, Levick’s personal notes evince disgust. “There seems to be no crime too low for these Penguins,” Levick wrote, and this attitude perhaps explains why he made no attempt to interpret the penguins’ sexual behavior. Modern zoologists, however, have investigated why males would copulate when there was obviously no chance of reproduction. They suggest that the male urge to mate could be triggered when another bird’s position mimics that of a receptive female, a submissive pose with half-lidded eyes. In fact, researchers discovered that males would get down with just about any bird that assumed this mating position, whether it was an eligible female, a male, a chick, or even a rock attached to a frozen penguin head.

 

Seriously? WTF?

 

http://mblogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2012/06/11/secret-censored-100-year-old-manuscript-reveals-penguins-sexual-crimes/

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Fockin penguins:

 

The text has been republished to reveal Levick’s detailed observations of the Adélie penguins’ sexual habits, which included auto-erotic behavior, homosexual interactions, coerced sex (including with chicks and injured birds), and necrophilia:

Strewn about all Antarctic rookeries are the dead bodies of many hundreds of penguins, from the adult to the newly-hatched chick, which have succumbed for various reasons during previous years. Owing to the low temperature prevailing, these bodies are preserved in good condition for a long time…When the season was already a month advanced, I saw a cock engaged in the sexual act upon the dead body of a white-throated Adélie of the previous year. This took somewhat over a minute, the position taken up by the cock differing in no way from that of normal copulation, and the whole act was gone through, down to the final depression of the cloaca and emission of semen…Later on, this sight was by no means uncommon.

Although he adopted an objective tone in his paper, Levick’s personal notes evince disgust. “There seems to be no crime too low for these Penguins,” Levick wrote, and this attitude perhaps explains why he made no attempt to interpret the penguins’ sexual behavior. Modern zoologists, however, have investigated why males would copulate when there was obviously no chance of reproduction. They suggest that the male urge to mate could be triggered when another bird’s position mimics that of a receptive female, a submissive pose with half-lidded eyes. In fact, researchers discovered that males would get down with just about any bird that assumed this mating position, whether it was an eligible female, a male, a chick, or even a rock attached to a frozen penguin head.

 

Seriously? WTF?

 

http://mblogs.discov...-sexual-crimes/

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I know some people that are like this............

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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

 

Here are the winners:

 

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

 

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

 

3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

 

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

 

5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

 

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

 

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

 

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

 

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

 

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

 

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

 

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

 

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

 

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

 

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

 

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

 

17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

 

 

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

 

And the winners are:

 

1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

 

2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

 

3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

 

4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

 

5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

 

6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

 

7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

 

8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

 

9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

 

10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

 

11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

 

12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

 

13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

 

14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

 

15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

 

16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men

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