RaeTrewBrowne Posted May 27, 2011 Posted May 27, 2011 Top 5 Doping Excuses in Cycling Copied shamelessly from Cycling Training Tips: Top 5 Doping Excuses in Cycling: Tyler Hamilton: I have a twin that was never born. That's why my blood contains a different blood type than my own Floyd Landis: I had some beers and whiskeys last night. I have a very high natural level of testosterone. I am innocent. Raimondas Rumsas: My wife was bringing a car full of medical substances for her sick mother. I am innocent. Frank Vandenbroucke: The drugs were for my little dog. I am innocent. Dario Frigo: It's just a bad habit I have to wear illegal drugs. I don't use them. I am innocent.
Bbox Posted May 27, 2011 Posted May 27, 2011 My results were tampered with..... I don't and have never used PEDs
Eldron Posted May 27, 2011 Posted May 27, 2011 My mummy brought back cocaine contaminated sweets from South America. The chicken contained the growth hormones. They'de tried everything!
SwissVan Posted May 27, 2011 Posted May 27, 2011 Someone spiked my drink..... Forgot which recent douchbag used that.
andydude Posted May 27, 2011 Posted May 27, 2011 I kissed a girl that did cocaine and somehow managed to lick her so clean that it was picked up in my blood...
Wyatt Earp Posted May 27, 2011 Posted May 27, 2011 The Spanish cattle association held a gun to my head.
Wyatt Earp Posted May 30, 2011 Posted May 30, 2011 http://www.brotherjones.com/cms/images/dennis/2009_02_09_CowWithGun.jpg He told me to eat the meat, when I saw the gun I had no choice
Guest Frail4Life Posted May 30, 2011 Posted May 30, 2011 Just Started drinking Coffee. TOO Cold here in the Karoo. Finished 10 Cups already for a NON Coffee drinker.
DJR Posted May 30, 2011 Posted May 30, 2011 In SA, "the devil made me do it" will surface sooner or later!
Mackie Posted May 30, 2011 Posted May 30, 2011 I performed oral sex on a woman with high levels of (cant remember the substance)....
DaLoCo Posted May 30, 2011 Posted May 30, 2011 The police busted a meth lab on my street...I must've breathed in some of the fumes.
Gumpole Posted May 30, 2011 Posted May 30, 2011 I've passed 500+ doping controls - so I must be innocent
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