'Twas nearly my turn

[Sarge]

Hi all,

Yes this is the NO1 read for the morning. Thanks for the smile.

Regards

Sarge

[JacoS]

Matt Damon as the guy on the bike...Justin Bieber as the jumper that smashes his face and becomes hideously disfigured.

[Joe Low]

Nice one Taps - great story, action, comedy, pathos, drama. We're just missing the romance.

 

umm..........How was the lady in the oncoming car swerved on the verge?

 

 

Great post, thanks.

[Vetseun]

What a moebie story. Glad you made it Bru

[pezulu]

Matt Damon as the guy on the bike...Justin Bieber as the jumper that smashes his face and becomes hideously disfigured.

 

You have it all wrong....

 

Matt Damon as Taps.

Michael Jackson - were he still alive - as the jumper (with all the plastic surgery he had any fall could only be an improvement)

Justin Bieber as the inmate in the bus wearing lipstick and high heels.

The bus driver - Keanu Reaves

The kerb hopping Tannie? Helen Mirren,Angela Lansbury or Judy Densch

[Bianchisti]

Some of the stuff you read in the papers is certainly fit for a Hollywood blockbuster.

 

This chick in fairie glen who got gunned down by 2 guys on a bike for example.

 

Yesterday in PE; 5 would-be robbers got shot and killed by police after attempting to rob a truck carrying liquid platinum. What do “they” want to do with liquid platinum? Cops got tipped off and was lying in wait posing as truck drivers.

 

This guy in Durban who’s apparently gotten his girlfriend and her brother to kill their own parents.

 

Things are wayyyyyy out of control in this country.

[CAAD4]

Some of the stuff you read in the papers is certainly fit for a Hollywood blockbuster.

 

This chick in fairie glen who got gunned down by 2 guys on a bike for example.

 

Yesterday in PE; 5 would-be robbers got shot and killed by police after attempting to rob a truck carrying liquid platinum. What do “they” want to do with liquid platinum? Cops got tipped off and was lying in wait posing as truck drivers.

 

This guy in Durban who’s apparently gotten his girlfriend and her brother to kill their own parents.

 

Things are wayyyyyy out of control in this country.

 

This kind of stuff is also happening all around the world, so we are no different....

 

Case 1

 

Divorced couple, fighting over the kids, money is involved, the next thing, she gets taken out...

 

Case 2

 

Liquid Platinum could be valuable, if you know what to do with it.... Could also be a shipment of smokes in Columbia..

 

Case 3

 

Killing your parents for a potential insurance payout perhaps?

 

The Menendez brothers did it in the USA in the 80's, so it's surely a common motive?

[Bianchisti]

This kind of stuff is also happening all around the world, so we are no different....

 

That used to make me feel a little better.

[Ratty]

You have it all wrong....

 

Matt Damon as Taps.

Michael Jackson - were he still alive - as the jumper (with all the plastic surgery he had any fall could only be an improvement)

Justin Bieber as the inmate in the bus wearing lipstick and high heels.

The bus driver - Keanu Reaves

The kerb hopping Tannie? Helen Mirren,Angela Lansbury or Judy Densch

 

 

Sorry, I'm with Jaco, has to be Justin Bieber as the guy that jumps through the window.

[Taps]

Thanks for all the comments regarding actors for the upcoming movie. Last night after our customary few glasses of wine my wife and I discussed the roles in depth.

 

Call me vain but I wanted the person playing me to be a look-a-like and so suggested Brad Pitt. My wife, bless her soul, thought this a wonderful idea but pointed out that if he accepts he will bring his whole entourage and kids with him. Next thing there will be a Brad Pitt MTB School for the disadvantaged and our local trails will be congested with newbies falling all over the singletrack. She suggested Dustin Hoffman instead. She's really clever, my wife, I would never have thought of that.

 

I did get one over on her though without stirring the pot: the lady in the bakkie will be played by Michelle Pfeiffer. I've only ever seen her in one movie, Scarface (1982), and thought she was gorgeous. My wife asked if I'd seen a movie about witches in Eastwick or something. It didn't ring a bell.

 

The bus driver will be Jody Scheckter 'cos boy, can he drive and he's got the right hair for the part. With a bit of shoe polish he will fit right in.

 

The jumper just has to be Graham Norton. Who else would want to stick their bum in the air for all to see (besides George Michael of course). We can also paint him black if he desires. We can even put him in a red chair in the bus.

 

One thing I didn't mention above is that after this incident I went home and gave my wife a hug and a kiss before continuing to the singletrack. I suggested to my wife that our young neighbour play this part, and that's when the fight started.....

[dracs]

Thanks for all the comments regarding actors for the upcoming movie. Last night after our customary few glasses of wine my wife and I discussed the roles in depth.

 

Call me vain but I wanted the person playing me to be a look-a-like and so suggested Brad Pitt. My wife, bless her soul, thought this a wonderful idea but pointed out that if he accepts he will bring his whole entourage and kids with him. Next thing there will be a Brad Pitt MTB School for the disadvantaged and our local trails will be congested with newbies falling all over the singletrack. She suggested Dustin Hoffman instead. She's really clever, my wife, I would never have thought of that.

 

I did get one over on her though without stirring the pot: the lady in the bakkie will be played by Michelle Pfeiffer. I've only ever seen her in one movie, Scarface (1982), and thought she was gorgeous. My wife asked if I'd seen a movie about witches in Eastwick or something. It didn't ring a bell.

 

The bus driver will be Jody Scheckter 'cos boy, can he drive and he's got the right hair for the part. With a bit of shoe polish he will fit right in.

 

The jumper just has to be Graham Norton. Who else would want to stick their bum in the air for all to see (besides George Michael of course). We can also paint him black if he desires. We can even put him in a red chair in the bus.

 

One thing I didn't mention above is that after this incident I went home and gave my wife a hug and a kiss before continuing to the singletrack. I suggested to my wife that our young neighbour play this part, and that's when the fight started.....

 

love your work!