Cape Epic Battle Plan ...

[Wyatt Earp]

I am now really nipping and have been getting wet farts for the last 20 minutes and fear I might become incontinent.

 

But this bugs me now.

Entaaismint, you went defcon on me once you saw my pic.

I reckon you are a bit of a bully.

 

At champs I will prefer to do the 120 km. with my hang bal chin and all.

So let's up the stakes a bit.

 

Wa sê jy ?

[Mr SingleTrack]

120km sounds fair to me seeing that that should be a minimum standard ride for the epic

[rouxtjie]

I am now really nipping and have been getting wet farts for the last 20 minutes and fear I might become incontinent.

 

But this bugs me now.

Entaaismint, you went defcon on me once you saw my pic.

I reckon you are a bit of a bully.

 

At champs I will prefer to do the 120 km. with my hang bal chin and all.

So let's up the stakes a bit.

 

Wa sê jy ?

ja...like a big day at the epic....for the battle plans he is punting

[Underachiever]

What is the Date of 2013 XCM - can someone do a countdown timer please!

 

I recon it should be at the top right corner of the Home page!

 

Yep, we need the date and venue. Can us funriders also enter? I'll even go an buy a GoPro to put this Epic event (sorry for the pun) on Youtube..if I can keep up...

[Hairy]

So Enticement ... how are your racing results looking as of late?

 

You have been checking out Dangles, so you know who is, but who are you?

 

Mine suck as I don't race or hardly ever enter races, just for in-case you were going to ask.

[Wyatt Earp]

ja...like a big day at the epic....for the battle plans he is punting

 

Ja, I think it's only fair seeing that Epic has more than one day like that.

[Ramrod]

Yep, we need the date and venue. Can us funriders also enter? I'll even go an buy a GoPro to put this Epic event (sorry for the pun) on Youtube..if I can keep up...

That sounds like a brilliant idea.

[Wyatt Earp]

Yep, we need the date and venue. Can us funriders also enter? I'll even go an buy a GoPro to put this Epic event (sorry for the pun) on Youtube..if I can keep up...

Just gooi a tow-rope in between my chin cleavage and hang on.

[Smolly]

 

Just gooi a tow-rope in between my chin cleavage and hang on.

Do you think you would have lost your moobs by then?

[Vinnydabutcher]

Momentum = Mass X Velocity

[Wyatt Earp]

Do you think you would have lost your moobs by then?

 

Nothin a bra and bibs can't fix

[G-Unit]

I am now really nipping and have been getting wet farts for the last 20 minutes and fear I might become incontinent.

 

 

Don't worry Dangle - 2013 is still far away. By that time you would have been able to prepare all the excel spreadsheets, PowerPoint presentations and flip charts required to race an ultra marathon.

[Underachiever]

Just gooi a tow-rope in between my chin cleavage and hang on.

 

The last time I was this excited was when I got an Epic entry.

 

Anyone - where, when is the 2013 champs, pretty please!!

[Hairy]

A red bike is all you need!

[Ramrod]

Nothin a bra and bibs can't fix

Dont forget nipple cream!

[Wyatt Earp]

Dont forget nipple cream!

 

You mean knee cream.

My moobs hang so low I have kneeples.