D Vader Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 Guys who don't need chamois cream obviously don't cycle far enough in one go. Dischem makes a house-brand baby bum cream. Its the cheapest you're going to find. So, like Tinker Juerez?, 24 hr mtb world champ, doesn't even ride with achamois at all!!Weird, but you get used to it. Get a SS, you spend so much time standing , you don't need chafe.
Wyatt Earp Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 So, like Tinker Juerez?, 24 hr mtb world champ, doesn't even ride with achamois at all!!Weird, but you get used to it. Get a SS, you spend so much time standing , you don't need chafe. Actually he does, but not the thick chamois we get in our shorts. Why would you want to stand so much ?
hboli4 Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 I've never used it, have done plenty of 7hr plus rides and a couple of Trans rides (one of 22hrs). Will it make a big difference / what does it actually do?
Wyatt Earp Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 it is called shammy cream afterall... bumcreme (bepanthen, fissan etc...) goes on the bum.... udder cream goes on..... this thread is going the wrong way... It was going the wrong way the minute the bum entered the discussion.
Spinnekop Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 Milko Balm / Milking Balm - with the animal 'stuff' in Dischem There we go. The answer!
rouxtjie Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 Noob question... where do you put it chaps? On your bum or on your aaaanous?Both and some on chamois...o and leave a bit for your tjom...this is key
Cheese Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 Flip, How long do you cycle?, I do 6-8 hours a weekend but has never needed this.
MTBeer Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 it is called shammy cream afterall... bumcreme (bepanthen, fissan etc...) goes on the bum.... udder cream goes on.....SOME UDDER APPENDAGE this thread is going the wrong way...
RocknRolla Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 Splinters of glass and hydrogen peroxide this needs to go in the doofus thread: i once checked a container to see what was in there before...using my nose and the age-old snif test (minds out the gutter) ended getting sinuses full of hydrogen peroxide. Now it's on my list of top ten torture methods - if i was an evil genius that needed to extract vital info from a victim....
The Ghost Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 I use nipple cream, it makes by bum feel tit ROFLMFAO - brrrrriliant
mr HED Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 for 1 day stuff a good fitting bib short is more important than anything, no matter how much stuff you put on if the chamois is loose against your skin then u will cry. for longer stage races a bit of self rub is a nice, albeit self indulgent, way to start your day, plus the tingle in your mingle takes your mind away from your screaming legs!
Schwynn Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 SUPERGLUE, that way you wont slide around on you saddle!
mr HED Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 on another note, who uses what leg cream/oil. any babyoil porn wannabe pervs out there?
Wyatt Earp Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 on another note, who uses what leg cream/oil. any babyoil porn wannabe pervs out there?I use KY, it allows me to slip in to gaps in the peloton without anyone hurting. mr HED 1
Underachiever Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 Milko Balm / Milking Balm - with the animal 'stuff' in Dischem +1000000000
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