Tumbleweed Posted October 11, 2013 Share In my industry we have a saying: "Those who can, do; those who can't, work in IT." I WISH I WORKED IN I.T WAAAY TO MUCH MONEY INVOLVED,,,,I LIKE MONEY but my lower grade std 8 didnt allow for it Easy...learn how to say "Log off, then log on again" when a (l)user, as NSBB calls them, bugs you with a complaint and you are set for a career in IT. Pants Boy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rouxtjie Posted October 11, 2013 Share Easy...learn how to say "Log off, then log on again" when a (l)user, as NSBB calls them, bugs you with a complaint and you are set for a career in IT.fact....bouncing your laptop sorts out 99% of end-user problems. DIPSLICK, Hairy, Tumbleweed and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIPSLICK Posted October 11, 2013 Share ct....bouncing your laptop sorts out 99% of end-user problems funny in my industry THAT MEANS A WHOLE OTHER SITUATION rouxtjie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumbleweed Posted October 11, 2013 Share fact....bouncing your laptop sorts out 99% of end-user problems. Do you need to wear a black bomber jacket when bouncing a laptop? *slight hijack...one of my puppies knocked a beer onto my laptop the other night, and now the b and n keys won't work. Will bouncing sort that out too?* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbo_SA Posted October 11, 2013 Share In my industry we have a saying: "Those who can, do; those who can't, work in IT." "X Unlike This" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maniax Posted October 11, 2013 Share Hey all So my bike originally stood in the dinning room behind the table but then my wife started a day care to help with the bills. Well needless to say the kids including mine all started to play with the chain and derailleurs so i moved it to the bedroom. I'm quite happy having my bike next to my side of the bed, in fact there is some kind of calming effect knowing that the first and last thing i see a day is my bike. All i need to do is stretch out my arm and i can touch her . But this has now become a problem for my wife.I dont totally understand it as the only time she comes close to MY PRECIOUS is when she closes the curtains at night. I make up the bed in the morning, open the curtains, wash the floor, all so that she doesn't have to battle around my bike. As i actually do love my wife, and she doesn't normally give me trouble about cycling even though i know she HATES it, i was wondering, How do you Guys and Gals store your bikes? See I dont have a garage , i dont have insurance yet as i'm still shopping for the right one.I read somewhere that one should hang your bike from the front wheel, now i have a wall on which i could do this but as my bike is a MTB wont this damage the shock? On a serious note, here's a good option: http://www.gumtree.co.za/cp-sports-bicycles-fitness-in-blouberg/storage-lift-pulley-system-for-all-bicycles-531741847 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumbleweed Posted October 11, 2013 Share "X Unlike This" Sorry. I didn't intend to offend any IT professionals. So unfair of me. I suppose women who usually attach a monetary value to what men park in their garages are normally found on street corners in a dodgy area of town. Bobbo_SA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mats Posted October 11, 2013 Share Sorry. I didn't intend to offend any IT professionals. So unfair of me. I suppose women who usually attach a monetary value to what men park in their garages are normally found on street corners in a dodgy area of town. You have just proven again why you do not fit a women s criteria.We are all joking around playing and then you come with personal attacks!! Consider yourself blocked!Please do not ever again reply to any of my posts. Edited October 11, 2013 by Carpet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gravity-Life Posted October 11, 2013 Share I was fortunate to have a garage built to accommodate my bicycles. Then had a helmet cupboard and kit cupboard added. RudoJ and Hairy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hayleyearth Posted October 11, 2013 Share I was fortunate to have a garage built to accommodate my bicycles. Then had a helmet cupboard and kit cupboard added. dammit! that is nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwissVan Posted October 11, 2013 Share Yes but I dont think you and your bikes are fitting the rest of the criteria.... Its not just about the garage. You have to evaluate the package.In IT terms we have a saying "Garbage in = Garbage out" Eish that's nasty, I liked that kitty cat image so much and now its in tatters.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rouxtjie Posted October 11, 2013 Share ct....bouncing your laptop sorts out 99% of end-user problems funny in my industry THAT MEANS A WHOLE OTHER SITUATIONSee you at teazers for steak egg and strips lunch?Do you need to wear a black bomber jacket when bouncing a laptop? *slight hijack...one of my puppies knocked a beer onto my laptop the other night, and now the b and n keys won't work. Will bouncing sort that out too?*hahaha no but you do need flip file with drivers, a geeky t-shirt with coffee stains and pimples. Wrt to your b / n key problem...if the first bounce didn't work, bounce it harder the next time. Tumbleweed and DIPSLICK 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbo_SA Posted October 11, 2013 Share I was fortunate to have a garage built to accommodate my bicycles. Then had a helmet cupboard and kit cupboard added. Very nice but do i note a slight OCD tendency... DIPSLICK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straatvark Posted October 11, 2013 Share I was fortunate to have a garage built to accommodate my bicycles. Then had a helmet cupboard and kit cupboard added. The helmet cupboard I like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V12man Posted October 11, 2013 Share We are all joking around playing and then you come with personal attacks!! I suspect you missed the innuendo... remember he has an arts degree. not a technical one.... and he ALWAYS has s..x on the brain.. Gotta think in metaphors with TW... - ok, maybe think is overstating it a bit... try decipher... RockCoach, Tumbleweed and Bobbo_SA 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V12man Posted October 11, 2013 Share I was fortunate to have a garage built to accommodate my bicycles. Then had a helmet cupboard and kit cupboard added. I see a lot of rolling down hill kit, but where is the cycling kit? And that floor looks dusty too.... NOT GOOD... get on with the CDO program... :ph34r: l4y3rcake 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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