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Why is the whole world scared of lardasses? If you are fat and you make my life miserable surely I have a reason not to want to sit next to you. Make them buy wider seats - and dont feed them!

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Why is the whole world scared of lardasses? If you are fat and you make my life miserable surely I have a reason not to want to sit next to you. Make them buy wider seats - and dont feed them!

I hate it when they steal my peanuts.
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It's the wrong month for this joke, or is Bastille day like April fool's for French companies?

 

Wondering who will win the bidding war on the seat supply? I vote for Fizik.

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dammm, an even cheaper option for an employer...

 

We always fly the cheapest, I'm sure if we had to pedal they'd book that seat.

 

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No seatbelts :eek:

 

You going to hurt your back on a hard landing with that backrest.

 

I can see Ryan Air doing something like this.

Won't hurt your back if they have retractable tri-bars for landing. Already in the brace position. :clap:

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Why is the whole world scared of lardasses? If you are fat and you make my life miserable surely I have a reason not to want to sit next to you. Make them buy wider seats - and dont feed them!

Sat next to a large(read fat) oke on the flight back from Cape Town last night, luckily he got it right by some way to go sit in the cockpit the whole flight.

 

Funniest thing was seeing three fat people, two ladies one oke squeezing into one row :oops:

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No seatbelts :eek:

 

You going to hurt your back on a hard landing with that backrest.

 

I can see Ryan Air doing something like this.

Because seat belts are so helpful when plummeting into the ground at 600kms/hr :whistling:

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