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RANT: If it isn't your butt, don't smack it


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Is Teazers still in fashion ?

Went to Truth Coffee some time ago and saw the Mavericks "beauties" arriving next door.

 

I have to say that in the harsh light of day and without beer goggles on, skrikwekkend.....

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Went to Truth Coffee some time ago and saw the Mavericks "beauties" arriving next door.

 

I have to say that in the harsh light of day and without beer goggles on, skrikwekkend.....

 

Thank goodness for beer goggles  :D

 

Jokes aside though, this has to be the seediest of professions known to man. Desperate ladies and desperate men  :thumbdown:

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On Saturday I was with some mates on the Spruit. At the top end of Albert Farm (the rocky section next to the Town Houses) there was a lone lady rider who was quite clearly struggling.

 

I wanted to help her by giving her a hand up the slope but where to put my hand!

 

This thread came to mind and I dropped the idea toot sweet!

 

Didn't want Dips waiting for me with a brick at the top of the koppie  :D

 

You will be amazed at how many guys try this trick!!!

 

If you want to help a lady, first ask her and then if she says yes, place your hand on her BACK, not butt.   The hand doesn't need to go lower.

 

About 8 years ago I had some guy following me for a long time in the Argus and he made a comment to his friend about my rear end.  My dad over heard and politely asked him if "he likes his daughters backside".  Poor bloke didn't know what to do.

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If someone touches you, in court it will be seen as assault, if someone assaults you, then you are fully within your rights to defend yourself.

Trust me, I have been there ,been through the court process as well .

But no one touched you.. They touched your lady.. And you the attacked the perpetrator of the slapping out of rage..

 

Assault

 

But you'll still be hauled off in a police van and sit in a cell until a magistrate posts bail..

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Don't touch, no matter how tempting!

 

http://41.media.tumblr.com/f7b141a542648118a52b11ee5c4e9fdf/tumblr_nksaunvipT1tk0rx0o1_1280.jpg

 

 

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But no one touched you.. They touched your lady.. And you the attacked the perpetrator of the slapping out of rage..

 

Assault

 

But you'll still be hauled off in a police van and sit in a cell until a magistrate posts bail..

 

Sven, seems like you have a real issue with understanding the law and insults and how these things operate.

Here is a deal, come and slap my lady's butt .

I will see you in court after that ,we will see how kind the courts are towards you after I defended my woman .

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That's just wrong. Simple respect is the name of the game. If you wouldn't do or say something in front of her husband/brother/father/son don't do it.

 

What a rooster!!!

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And by the way.. Slapping a ladies ass in a friendly way is harassment not assault.. So the rambos on here beating up the perpetrator would land up in police cells..

 

In the UK a far more sexual enlightened country than SA.. If I slap a, colleague on the ass it is a sexual harassment internal case.. The police are not called as no criminal offence has taken place.. Thus no assault.

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To the cyclist who slapped my friend's butt (and then laughed) as he rode past her on her run to Twelve Apostles this morning, you sir, are a box of the greatest magnitude.

 

Would you think this was okay and funny if a stranger did the same to your mother / sister / daughter / aunt?

 

Get with the times dude, that kind of behaivour hasn't been cool for a very, very long time.

Don't do it. It's really bad for Your health.

 

Last time I put my hand on another cyclist's butt(female butt, and with consent btw. I couldn't get a grip on the saddle ;)), it was to push them up a hill when they were struggling. My reward for this outstanding act of gallantry: I tore something in my gut/groin, now I can't cycle without lots of pain. So much for #!%* Valor...

 

Just not worth it Dudes. :ph34r:

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I did this once by accident. Thought it was gf. I got such a big klap i thought it was Jimmy Abbot that hit me. Was a Pretoria girl. Luckily she was a good sport after i collected my brains off the floor and explained myself to her . lesson learnt

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Ok, I tried to work through all the ranting to get try and wee if OP has return to give at least a description of the idiot it question. AT least then we can do something about this.  It seems not so.  And like many rants on the Hub its a one poster and 9 pages later its the usual Hubber trash talking.

 

Maybe the Mods can close this down because of the lack of any useful info before it really gets bad.

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If the OP would like to provide further info or updates please PM me or one of the mods and we'll reopen the thread.

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