Toilet Paper

[Thug]

There can only be one way!

 

But which one ?

 

WE MUST BE TOLD

 

[NotSoBigBen]

Slow afternoon at the office mate

[fiasm]

Today it's all been about tits and threesomes so why the hell not talk about this now?!! 

[Spinnekop]

We have reached the bottom of the pit..........................

[gummibear]

Are you bored by any chance?

Post a few babes at the Bra post

Always a way from the wall.

[Rookie101]

We have struck the hour of boredom....

[Slowbee]

the question should actually include

 

1. do you fold ?

 or

 

2. Do you scrunch ?

 

 

 

 

[Thug]

Its a question I've always pondered whilst reading on the throne.

 

But seriously...

 

I just use the shower curtain, steams off after a few showers, except for some miniscule sh*t dust particles.

 

[Underachiever]

Leading edge must face you, otherwise you will tend to be in contact with the rough(er) side.

And then you can see the Baby Soft puppy better!! 

[Sammajoor]

Afghani Toilet Paper

 

sammajoor2008-04-04 07:27:25

[AuctionLamb]

do you wipe till you feel you @ss is clean or do you look at the toilet paper till clean...?

[Napalm]

 

We have reached the bottom of the pit..........................

 

....and started digging.

 

[Jackes]

Who cares about the paper if you have this stuck behind your toilet door ?

[com_menc(t)tal]

It all depends on whether or not you are left or right handed. <?: prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

 

If you are left handed, you pull the roll from the wall side i.e. leading edge facing the wall. (and vice versa for right handed people). If you are ambidextrous, it still matters from which hand you perform toilet paper extraction.

 

If the leading edge is facing you, and you are left handed the pull angle is inverted from the optimum 90 degree setting (i.e the drop is no longer perpendicular from an imaginary axis spanning through the centre of the roll), and depending on the quality of the paper and the perforation limitations, as well as increased frictional forces imposed by poorly aligned centre spindles, these forces will most likely exceed the structural rigidity of the atomic composition of the toilet paper and you WILL create a mid-extraction tear, and be forced to alter your extraction methodology from a single continuous line of conjoined sheets, to the much less preferred sheet by sheet method.

 

and that's sheet.

[IanJ]

Just you lot wait till Johan gets here.

 

 

[davidd]

as long as it's 2 ply and not rough

who cares inside out, upside down