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What's the correct way to hang a new roll ?  

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  1. 1. What's the correct way to hang a new roll ?

    • With the leading edge facing you
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    • With the leading edge facing the wall
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the question should actually include

 

1. do you fold ?

 or

 

2. Do you scrunch ?

 

 

 

 
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Its a question I've always pondered whilst reading on the throne.

 

But seriously...

 

I just use the shower curtain, steams off after a few showers, except for some miniscule sh*t dust particles.

 

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Leading edge must face you, otherwise you will tend to be in contact with the rough(er) side.

And then you can see the Baby Soft puppy better!! 
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We have reached the bottom of the pit..........................

 

....and started digging.

 

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It all depends on whether or not you are left or right handed. <?: prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

 

If you are left handed, you pull the roll from the wall side i.e. leading edge facing the wall. (and vice versa for right handed people). If you are ambidextrous, it still matters from which hand you perform toilet paper extraction.

 

If the leading edge is facing you, and you are left handed the pull angle is inverted from the optimum 90 degree setting (i.e the drop is no longer perpendicular from an imaginary axis spanning through the centre of the roll), and depending on the quality of the paper and the perforation limitations, as well as increased frictional forces imposed by poorly aligned centre spindles, these forces will most likely exceed the structural rigidity of the atomic composition of the toilet paper and you WILL create a mid-extraction tear, and be forced to alter your extraction methodology from a single continuous line of conjoined sheets, to the much less preferred sheet by sheet method.

 

and that's sheet.

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