Eddy Gordo Posted July 6, 2015 Posted July 6, 2015 "Please be informed that as part of the Coach Development Programme delivered under the auspices of the World Cycling Center, Mr. Lauer has successfully completed the UCI Coaching Diploma. This does however not mean that Mr. Lauer is a “UCI accredited coach”. What precisely does this mean? Did he have a 100% attendance record during the course and therefore, according to the UCI "successfully" completed it? But because he isn't the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree and the UCI actually wants F-all to do with him he wasn't accredited? Well if I can assume then it sounds likeSwen Lauer - UCI certified MTB & BMX Coach l KTM bikes/Giro/Crank brother Ambassador l Product Designer l Founder of Pedal2Medal bike school never probably wrote his exams to become a certified Coach and by the looks of things decided to falsely advertise
V12man Posted July 7, 2015 Posted July 7, 2015 Haha, ja, once I start on the diuretics, laxatives and methamphetamine, I'll be ready for Strava (as dictated by some coaches, I am sure) . For now, I shall pedal in a circle.Most people pedal in circles.... care to demonstrate pedalling in octagons? or do you need the metamphetamine to achieve that in you dreams? :ph34r: Riding in circles is another matter entirely... but seems Sven the tjop can only ride uphill on downhills...
TALUS Posted July 7, 2015 Posted July 7, 2015 Passing a course doesn't mean you are accredited. Often refresher courses are needed or at times a yearly fee is payable. Seems like Sven is not big on paying. Smells like false advertising to me. Come on Shebeen let him know about the feedback and tell him you will report him to the advertising authorities.
Thor Buttox Posted July 7, 2015 Posted July 7, 2015 Most people pedal in circles.... care to demonstrate pedalling in octagons? or do you need the metamphetamine to achieve that in you dreams? :ph34r: Riding in circles is another matter entirely... but seems Sven the tjop can only ride uphill on downhills...The closest I get to an Octagon is the EFC. (Elusive Foreign Coach). And it depends very much in whose circles you pedal.In some circles, you could lose a wad of cash in unlicensed activities. (The meth just helps with a toothy grin when you win)
edgarblount Posted July 7, 2015 Posted July 7, 2015 Shebeen, can we get him* to send his certification as proof? Would love to see what level he's at. Seems that certificate costs a pretty penny or should I say Swiss Franc. *Swen Lauer - UCI certified MTB & BMX Coach l KTM bikes/Giro/Crank brother Ambassador l Product Designer l Founder of Pedal2Medal bike school
SwissVan Posted July 7, 2015 Posted July 7, 2015 Pathetic Swen. Hopefully this post wont disappear Is that an silent invisible chi i see in that Swen....like in oink oink ....
BDF Posted July 7, 2015 Posted July 7, 2015 Well all I can say is good luck in finding other good coaches, my boyf has been approaching top coaches and being turned away because they are too busy. Good coaches are busy but I'm sure Swen Lauer - UCI certified MTB & BMX Coach l KTM bikes/Giro/Crank brother Ambassador l Product Designer l Founder of Pedal2Medal bike school will have plenty of slots available after this incident. For just EUR600 you may even get more than 2 weeks of cut-and-paste coaching...
Guest notmyname Posted July 7, 2015 Posted July 7, 2015 A mate has shown a keen interest to get into a wee bit of mtb over the past few months. So in an attempt to fuel her fire. I rummaged through a pile of cycling publications and found this edition of the Full sus with our man of the moment. Needless to say my cow patty-o-meter detected it and it's distribution was withheld.
T-Bob Posted July 7, 2015 Posted July 7, 2015 A mate has shown a keen interest to get into a wee bit of mtb over the past few months. So in an attempt to fuel her fire. I rummaged through a pile of cycling publications and found this edition of the Full sus with our man of the moment.Needless to say my cow patty-o-meter detected it and it's distribution was withheld. jeez, lucky. The magazine is free but if you take the advice then you might have to pay a fee from: Swen Lauer - UCI certified MTB & BMX Coach l KTM bikes/Giro/Crank brother Ambassador l Product Designer l Founder of Pedal2Medal bike school for reading it and using it.
Tumbleweed Posted July 7, 2015 Posted July 7, 2015 jeez, lucky. The magazine is free but if you take the advice then you might have to pay a fee from: Swen Lauer - UCI certified MTB & BMX Coach l KTM bikes/Giro/Crank brother Ambassador l Product Designer l Founder of Pedal2Medal bike school for reading it and using it. Ja, but even if it is free, you'll get two weeks' worth of the next six monthly editions...
KingTJ Posted July 7, 2015 Posted July 7, 2015 Get on bike, pedal hard, load on strava, repeat. If he really wants to do well, buy a power meter, then he will feel so guilty after spending the money, he will train every day. Then boom, will get fitter. Dont even need to turn the power meter on Alot of friends that have bought power meters and got coaches are much faster now, but if you check their strava, they are riding 6 times more now ha ha. *This is a gross over simplification for some of the masses.* * I am about as qualified as Swen to give advice on the subject*Thanks for the programme, does this mean we have to pay you the 600Euros like OP paid Swen Lauer - UCI certified MTB & BMX Coach l KTM bikes/Giro/Crank brother Ambassador l Product Designer l Founder of Pedal2Medal bike school ?
Tumbleweed Posted July 7, 2015 Posted July 7, 2015 Thanks for the programme, does this mean we have to pay you the 600Euros like OP paid Swen Lauer - UCI certified MTB & BMX Coach l KTM bikes/Giro/Crank brother Ambassador l Product Designer l Founder of Pedal2Medal bike school ? You can pay in Greek Treasury bonds...
Pure Savage Posted July 7, 2015 Posted July 7, 2015 Thanks for the programme, does this mean we have to pay you the 600Euros like OP paid Swen Lauer - UCI certified MTB & BMX Coach l KTM bikes/Giro/Crank brother Ambassador l Product Designer l Founder of Pedal2Medal bike school ? The only form of payment we accept is Bootleggers coffee
BDF Posted July 7, 2015 Posted July 7, 2015 I have a newly formed (as in right now) accreditation bureau. I hereby officially accredit Savage's training programme as well as Savage. From now on he can charge whatever he wants for his programme. Savage, the accreditation audit cost 1 year's supply of the strongest Arabica blend you can find.
Pure Savage Posted July 7, 2015 Posted July 7, 2015 I have a newly formed (as in right now) accreditation bureau. I hereby officially accredit Savage's training programme as well as Savage. From now on he can charge whatever he wants for his programme. Savage, the accreditation audit cost 1 year's supply of the strongest Arabica blend you can find. For free you can follow our instagram account https://instagram.com/teampuresavage/ Here you will find, how to not help your friends change a puncture, riding in darkness pictures and Donovan smashing MTB events.
Pure Savage Posted July 7, 2015 Posted July 7, 2015 For free you can follow our instagram account https://instagram.com/teampuresavage/ Here you will find, how to not help your friends change a puncture, riding in darkness pictures and Donovan smashing MTB events. And my personal favourite photo from the DC adopting the fetal position and throwing up,
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