Tumbleweed Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 Question(s). Who was Kevin Evans' coach? Did he have one, was it the same guy for DG at 360Life? You're asking about a certain UCI-accredited coach... BDF 1
jimmycool Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 You're asking about a certain UCI-accredited coach...I wondered swen his name would pop up... RocknRolla, EmptyB, Patchelicious and 4 others 7
Patchelicious Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 Maybe Kevin thought that if he played the "Im innocent but I'll just accept the ban, cause I'm too old for this ****" card, that the cycling community would side with him. The "I'm not even going to argue with them cause what's the point" type stance. Well that little moral high ground trick didn't work. intern 1
Thor Buttox Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 I actually had a memory of being bought an Ozone Therapy voucher for a birthday about 6 years ago. I have no clue if it is the same thing as here, but it is horse-digested exo-products, to use the pseudo-pscientific description. (I went cos it also involved a sports massage, before anyone asks) Anyway, this is what happened: I was asked to sit inside a contraption that was like one of those mini-saunas that Fat Bastard was in, if I remember correctly. The one that the doors open outwards. It was warm and comfortable, and quite pleasant, as saunas go. I then had two tubes shoved up my nose to deliver the Ozone, or whatever. After a while the nice lady told me that when the doors were opened my towels I had on would have 'specks of colour which would reflect the areas of problems within my organs'. I would have left then, but I was trapped in my oven. Obviously when I was released, the towels were pearly white, being a perfect physical specimen. So I was very happy. The continous pain I have lived with for 20 years on and off in my spine went undetected. I was shocked. intern 1
BarHugger Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 One thing this thread has taught us.....it's not always what you are thinking.......
Tumbleweed Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 Maybe Kevin thought that if he played the "Im innocent but I'll just accept the ban, cause I'm too old for this ****" card, that the cycling community would side with him. The "I'm not even going to argue with them cause what's the point" type stance. Well that little moral high ground trick didn't work. But how many people in the cycling community really give a damn? How many follow the elites? The majority will be riding at the bike park with their other halves and kids this weekend with Evans long forgotten about... RocknRolla, EmptyB and intern 3
BarHugger Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 I actually had a memory of being bought an Ozone Therapy voucher for a birthday about 6 years ago. I have no clue if it is the same thing as here, but it is horse-digested exo-products, to use the pseudo-pscientific description. (I went cos it also involved a sports massage, before anyone asks) Anyway, this is what happened: I was asked to sit inside a contraption that was like one of those mini-saunas that Fat Bastard was in, if I remember correctly. The one that the doors open outwards. It was warm and comfortable, and quite pleasant, as saunas go. I then had two tubes shoved up my nose to deliver the Ozone, or whatever. After a while the nice lady told me that when the doors were opened my towels I had on would have 'specks of colour which would reflect the areas of problems within my organs'. I would have left then, but I was trapped in my oven. Obviously when I was released, the towels were pearly white, being a perfect physical specimen. So I was very happy. The continous pain I have lived with for 20 years on and off in my spine went undetected. I was shocked.It could have been the rectal insufflation method.....which has me in a spot of bother as to how all the chemical brothers got treated....you know that old school code...and bro's till the end stuff and all.... intern 1
Tumbleweed Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 Has USN ever marketed any ozone-based products? BDF 1
Thor Buttox Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 It could have been the rectal insufflation method.....which has me in a spot of bother as to how all the chemical brothers got treated....you know that old school code...and bro's till the end stuff and all....How could they treat them with all their heads up their asses...
'Dale Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 I am up every morning at around 3:30. Out on the bike 4:30.And the only guys you see training are the old ballies. Indeed, Spidey, indeed ????????
ChunkyMonkey Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 Maybe Kevin thought that if he played the "Im innocent but I'll just accept the ban, cause I'm too old for this ****" card, that the cycling community would side with him. The "I'm not even going to argue with them cause what's the point" type stance. Well that little moral high ground trick didn't work.It's rather a matter of dodging the legal fees involved to try and prove the "innocence"... And .. And..... The other sad sad BS... And THEN....still loose.. Like when racing a bike and finding out competition is quite hard without the aid of synthetic talent....Eeaaaoooooch!
TheJ Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 I was asked to sit inside a contraption that was like one of those mini-saunas that Fat Bastard was in, if I remember correctly. The one that the doors open outwards. It was warm and comfortable, and quite pleasant, as saunas go. I then had two tubes shoved up my nose to deliver the Ozone, or whatever. After a while the nice lady told me that when the doors were opened my towels I had on would have 'specks of colour which would reflect the areas of problems within my organs'. I would have left then, but I was trapped in my oven. Years ago I was having a few weird medical issues. A homeopathic health shop eventually suggested I go see this one lady that scans your hand with a device which "reads your health markers" and reports back on what you need. After the scan the lady did her best Oracle impression and explained to me that my body was full of smoke and that was causing the problems. I don't smoke, never have not even once. No-one in my family smokes. No-one at work smokes. That'll be R500 please. Right. To cure my smoke problems she suggested I buy a selection of tiny bottles filled with everything from dwarf farts to virgin dodo tears. Tumbleweed, NelAndre, Martin PJ and 3 others 6
Shebeen Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 I am up every morning at around 3:30. Out on the bike 4:30.And the only guys you see training are the old ballies. because they dope so much they can train more?
BarHugger Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 Years ago I was having a few weird medical issues. A homeopathic health shop eventually suggested I go see this one lady that scans your hand with a device which "reads your health markers" and reports back on what you need. After the scan the lady did her best Oracle impression and explained to me that my body was full of smoke and that was causing the problems. I don't smoke, never have not even once. No-one in my family smokes. No-one at work smokes. That'll be R500 please. Right. To cure my smoke problems she suggested I buy a selection of tiny bottles filled with everything from dwarf farts to virgin dodo tears.They almost sent you on the homo path.......kudos for staying strong... intern 1
jimmycool Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 because they dope so much they can train more?Because they don't have lighties they have to get up and dressed and fed and off to school each day.
Mntboy Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 because they dope so much they can train more?Or they could be having problems sleeping!
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