dave303e Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 A few etiquette rules from my side On snoring : if you know u snore like a mad man, please dont book a tent at the sani with 2000 people around u. I mean seriously, WTF are u doing there? When taking a dump : it seems like some of the guys think that theyre in their house in PTA with the pretoria news in their hands, guess what, youre not, youre in a shithole where the only nice thing is the warm seat from the previous crapper who sat there and 16 of us standing in line in the cold with no coffee, so please wake up, hurry up, and get out of there. Also, no1 wants to hear u dropping 8 monster drolle in the water, when there are 8 people shitting around u, put some f*****ng toilet paper in the bottom, i mean, WTF? When in the bathroom and its not the epic where u have privacy, please use a towel, no1 wants to see your junk, this isnt the health & Racket man, and do under no F*****g cercumstances apply cream to your hary ass or genital area when people can see you, i mean, WTF! Do not skip the coffee line for I will murder u, no1 gives a **** about your a - batch 6:50am start, if you want to race like an animal and stare at everyone whose having a couple of beers, then im sorry my friend.. Please do not get upset with people who tell you your face looks ridiculous because you did not rub in any of the suncreen on your face. Lastly, stop acting cool, get a beer and put a smile on your face. You can't rush perfection...
Patchelicious Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Just pay up and stay at a hotel or guest house. Recreational squatting is supposed to suck.LOVE THAT. Im adding it to my vocabulary.
BigDL Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 And the sound of the splash allows you to mentally measure density, size and shape.
Patchelicious Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 And the sound of the splash allows you to mentally measure density, size and shape.Unless its at the Tour de Tuli, where you only have a hole in the ground, which leaves you with a very non descriptive "plop" to draw your estimations from. It adds to the challenge.
dave303e Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Unless its at the Tour de Tuli, where you only have a hole in the ground, which leaves you with a very non descriptive "plop" to draw your estimations from. It adds to the challenge. This opens up a whole new game in hole depth estimation as well
Odinson Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 This opens up a whole new game in hole depth estimation as well If the soil's a bit hard and you can't get sufficient depth, you'll have to employ the 'soft serve' hips rotation to ensure that no secondary contact occurs upon excrection.
Eddy Gordo Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 all this toilet talk, what about having your own toilet tent with hole in the ground or bucket http://lh5.ggpht.com/-IF03C5CeuKU/VPqmnjlInTI/AAAAAAAADUE/nAOAhmkL05A/117bc7c7827d435d27c6b83b477301bd_thu.jpg?imgmax=800
MTBeer Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 If the soil's a bit hard and you can't get sufficient depth, you'll have to employ the 'soft serve' hips rotation to ensure that no secondary contact occurs upon excrection. poo emoji required
Acerunner Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Did you used to play golf by any chance?Used to
Acerunner Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Are you aware that cycling is supposed to be fun? Normally best to worry about yourself and not be so concerned about everyone else. I mean, WTF?? [emoji23]I agree, but making subjective statements about stage races which is partly true is also fun ????
Acerunner Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 And the sound of the splash allows you to mentally measure density, size and shape.????????????????????????????????????
Acerunner Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 You can't rush perfection... love this reply!!!! :clap:
dev null Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 This thread...I can't work with tears in my eyes and coffee on my keyboard.
Escapee.. Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Our first Sani we still stayed in the classrooms with 12 other people. There was a mixed team in our room and the lady told us she hates snoring so we better not snore I woke up at around 2am to go for a pee, she was awake. If she heard anyone snoring she would get up and shake the offenders sleeping bag. Obviously it was dark so she had to sneak up and down trying to find the snorer. Was pretty funny watching her, just as she got comfy in her sleeping bag the snoring would start again When we woke up the next morning she was extremely grumpy and we all got plenty of death stares
dev null Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Our first Sani we still stayed in the classrooms with 12 other people. There was a mixed team in our room and the lady told us she hates snoring so we better not snore I woke up at around 2am to go for a pee, she was awake. If she heard anyone snoring she would get up and shake the offenders sleeping bag. Obviously it was dark so she had to sneak up and down trying to find the snorer. Was pretty funny watching her, just as she got comfy in her sleeping bag the snoring would start again When we woke up the next morning she was extremely grumpy and we all got plenty of death stares I will start pulling tent pegs when I hear snorers.
Wannabe Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 I bet that when she falls asleep, she snores like a drunken sailor...
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