S-Works Power Saddle "exploded"

[MTB-More]

  On 6/8/2018 at 8:42 AM, Headshot said:

That appears to be a post partial insertion, haemorrhoidal, exodermic degloving. 

 

Better see the nearest Concept Surgery for a complete transplant. 

 

Just came from the store. The Spez guy's 1st reaction. "Ummm .. What did you do" and "Never seen that before"

 

Anyways. Going to send it away for Warranty. If they replace then cool. If not I already bought replacement just now.

[Odinson]

Your saddlebag's strapping clearly overstressed the rails, causing the nose insert to split apart. 

 

User error - no warranty. 

[Patchelicious]

Exploded? Jeeesus!

What’s the next title going be? “Saddle brutally attacked in racial incident?”

[MTB-More]

  On 6/8/2018 at 9:05 AM, Patchelicious said:

Exploded? Jeeesus!

What’s the next title going be? “Saddle brutally attacked in racial incident?”

 

Will save that one for next time.

 

It is Friday after all and title was to fit the Friday spirit

[Vetplant]

"He was planning to have a fun day out in the saddle, you won't believe what happened next..."

 

^^^ already typed this out for anyone wanting to share this story on Facebook

[Odinson]

  On 6/8/2018 at 9:05 AM, Patchelicious said:

Exploded? Jeeesus!

What’s the next title going be? “Saddle brutally attacked in racial incident?”

 

Coconut saddle - black on the outside, white on the inside. 

[Shebeen]

  On 6/8/2018 at 7:36 AM, cairbre said:

Can't tell if this should be in comic sans? I've warrantied a spez saddle without issue, they did not ask me about a saddle bag.

 

This saddle has clearly had a shell failure. It is mounted on a mtb, so if anything they'll use this and potential impacts as a reason to void the warranty.

if you go to the Spez warranty T&C's under heading subsection BS  14.3b) exclusions it clearly states that 5day of week alternate font designation is assumed.

[ChUkKy]

  On 6/8/2018 at 9:05 AM, Patchelicious said:

Exploded? Jeeesus!

What’s the next title going be? “Saddle brutally attacked in racial incident?”

 

Saddle snaps neck whilst escaping ultra deep sodomy

[Brakepad]

what about : aggressive Saddle bites rider ?

[FirstV8]

  On 6/8/2018 at 7:36 AM, MTB-More said:

If its a 155 I'll take you up on that offer if I cant find one today at the Spez shop (Apparently the 155 is like hens teeth)

Ill check out when i get home . after 3 today 

[MTB-More]

  On 6/8/2018 at 12:35 PM, FirstV8 said:

Ill check out when i get home . after 3 today 

 

No Worries. Thanks a lot for the offer but I bought one while I was in store. Really appreciate the offer though

[BSG]

Have you had some beans for lunch yesterday and then you let out one heck of a faaaaart and ...................?

 

PS I hope that your backside is still in one piece and not shredded to pieces.

[PhilipV]

  On 6/8/2018 at 12:53 PM, BSG said:

Have you had some beans for lunch yesterday and then you let out one heck of a faaaaart and ...................?

 

PS I hope that your backside is still in one piece and not shredded to pieces.

Had curry for dinner twice in a row. It's do bad that after farting in my bakkie that I'm torn between taking it for a valet or selling it outright. Wil have to be a voetstoots deal obviously.

[matthieup]

how long is the spez warranty for interest sake? I have a phenom that has developed some play...

[ChUkKy]

  On 6/8/2018 at 1:23 PM, PhilipV said:

Had curry for dinner twice in a row. It's do bad that after farting in my bakkie that I'm torn between taking it for a valet or selling it outright. Wil have to be a voetstoots deal obviously.

 

Sounds like that fart had follow through, might need to chuck your jocks out too

[FirstV8]

  On 6/8/2018 at 12:49 PM, MTB-More said:

No Worries. Thanks a lot for the offer but I bought one while I was in store. Really appreciate the offer though

You are welcome . Mine was a 155