Gav1 Posted November 21, 2018 Share Depends...#1 is easy, #2 on the other hand....not like a snot rocket you know We all human though so ask the group to stop a few 100 meters ahead...only a d@** would make you feel awkward about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lechatnoir Posted November 21, 2018 Share The awkward part is actually trying to get out of the bib short... I, inevitably, decide to not go full monty and take it off, but rather stand there crouched over like Quasimodo trying to not pee on myself. I did this behind a chrome water tanker during the 94.7. Being a lady you shouldn't have this problem though. I have some Castelli bibs that have elastic at the front that's easy to pull down... The Craft ones that were on OneDayOnly the other day do as well. When there's serious bending and contorting involved, there's always a good few drops (or more) that end up where they shouldn't. It's just the way it is I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocknRolla Posted November 21, 2018 Share I thought this was an awkward question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwissVan Posted November 21, 2018 Share Hi Catherine, you tell the group to stop..Everybody to look away. And you do the job behind the nearest bush. It is really not an issue.Cases like this I feel sorry for the ladies, us guys have it a bit easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwissVan Posted November 21, 2018 Share Wearing non bib type shorts... I knew there was a reason for them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabula Rasa Posted November 21, 2018 Share Don't mean to hijack the thread but has anyone here ever had to seriously go #2 during a cycle race? I can't imagine riding on the M1 with that kind of problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kosmonooit Posted November 21, 2018 Share Don't mean to hijack the thread but has anyone here ever had to seriously go #2 during a cycle race? I can't imagine riding on the M1 with that kind of problem. Take up mountain biking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gr3mlin131 Posted November 21, 2018 Share Don't mean to hijack the thread but has anyone here ever had to seriously go #2 during a cycle race? I can't imagine riding on the M1 with that kind of problem. Had a bunny the day before the Amashova, not a great idea I know. But I was lucky enough to be able to hold until the porta pottie at a water stop. But having to stop between water stops would have been a bit of a mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZakAttak Posted November 21, 2018 Share Hi Catherine, you tell the group to stop..Everybody to look away. And you do the job behind the nearest bush. It is really not an issue. For a guy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadbod Racing Posted November 21, 2018 Share Happens to the best of us Did he just go for a bos poofie???? I suspect his back up vehicle will do the bro thing and bring him some loo roll and not just turn their backs and make like they don't know him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadbod Racing Posted November 21, 2018 Share Howzit guys, I have an odd and awkward question for the readers.... I am super duper new to this sport so I thought I would ask cyberspace first, instead of posing this in person to some random - #lol What do you do if you need a "comfort break" either just before starting a super early ride or during a super early ride? Especially for female riders? I don't have any clue of what cycling etiquette is on this topic? Thanks...! Ride with a she wee, then you can also stand in the line and do the shakey fountain thing..... Or is that just me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odinson Posted November 21, 2018 Share Don't mean to hijack the thread but has anyone here ever had to seriously go #2 during a cycle race? I can't imagine riding on the M1 with that kind of problem. Just let it go. Instant chamois cream top up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Posted November 21, 2018 Share Just let it go. Instant chamois cream top up. Odi, that’s a scary thought on your pumpkin and broccoli based diet . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odinson Posted November 21, 2018 Share Odi, that’s a scary thought on your pumpkin and broccoli based diet . I'd describe it as al dente. Firm, but smooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stretch Posted November 21, 2018 Share Just let it go. Instant chamois cream top up.I very proudly mastered the run and wee during a marathon once...I took me about 5km to get it right..... Trust me.. It's harder than you would think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odinson Posted November 21, 2018 Share I very proudly mastered the run and wee during a marathon once...I took me about 5km to get it right..... Trust me.. It's harder than you would think The smell of victory... No wait, that's not victory I'm smelling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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