Awkward Question

[Craai]

This thing seems like it is not worth the effort. Just imagine:

 

"Hey, guys. We need a pit stop."

*Gets off bike. Digs around in jersey for thingy. Drops shorts to somehow position it properly (hopefully somewhere hidden).*

*Proceeds to pee.*

*Throws the silicone thingy on the ground* (sies)

 

Squatting seems much easier, and 100% more environment friendly.

You’re such a girl... you missed the most critical step....

*Shake, always shake. (But not more than 3 times, otherwise it’s considered playing with the funnel)

[V12man]

While this is good advice... I'm not sure advising someone with IBS to fart is a good idea... It could lead to other things happening...

As long as they are behind me.... and stay there.....

[fanievb]

this ..

 

this works even better

 

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[Pure Savage]

Nipple rash.. common problem with runners of both sexes. Go ask on the cyclists with a running problem thread.

 

Or you could just try cover them with a plaster or Vaseline.... be aware Vaseline works well but will stain your shirt eventually. If the thought of plasters and a hairy chest worry you... shave AROUND them just like your legs....

When playing Ice Hockey they guys that had nipple rings had to put tape on otherwise the shoulder pads would get caught and tear it out. seen a bad tear, so much blood!

[Wayne pudding Mol]

When playing Ice Hockey they guys that had nipple rings had to put tape on otherwise the shoulder pads would get caught and tear it out. seen a bad tear, so much blood!

Ice hockey, nipple rings, shoulder pads and plasters, this thread has come a long way - and I thought I lived amongst some odd characters!

[Spoke101]

So if ever there was a thread to throw this question out there… I reckon I can do so on here…

 

So we all know about the issue of needing to go on a ride… And the issue of chafing and uncomfortable nether regions on long rides, hence the various ‘love your bum’ type products on the market…

 

Lately, especially on 50 plus kilometre rides, I tend to get chaffing on my freaking nipples… I know most people are grinning as they read this but man oh man it is uncomfortable. I can’t be alone in this, surely?

[Sidersky]

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Ouchy,

[openmind]

Don't mean to hijack the thread but has anyone here ever had to seriously go #2 during a cycle race?

 

I can't imagine riding on the M1 with that kind of problem.

There was a great story in Robbie McEwan's book about him needing a #2 on an important sprint stage of the TdF. He somehow got his shorts off enough while riding at the back of the bunch and just let go off the side of the saddle. It was in the days before helmets - he wiped up with his cycling cap, threw it away and went on to win the stage. He only realised afterwards that the ref and the VIPs in the race car had front row seats for his performance. 

[Tabula Rasa]

There was a great story in Robbie McEwan's book about him needing a #2 on an important sprint stage of the TdF. He somehow got his shorts off enough while riding at the back of the bunch and just let go off the side of the saddle. It was in the days before helmets - he wiped up with his cycling cap, threw it away and went on to win the stage. He only realised afterwards that the ref and the VIPs in the race car had front row seats for his performance.

That's hilarious,[emoji23]

[eddy]

There was a great story in Robbie McEwan's book about him needing a #2 on an important sprint stage of the TdF. He somehow got his shorts off enough while riding at the back of the bunch and just let go off the side of the saddle. It was in the days before helmets - he wiped up with his cycling cap, threw it away and went on to win the stage. He only realised afterwards that the ref and the VIPs in the race car had front row seats for his performance. 

 

I remember running up through Pinetown during the Comrades and urgently needed a #2, but it was all built up until I came to the civic center and finding a big clump of Strelizias behind which I could hide.

 

Relief came and as I turned around to grab the sponge I had kept for the cleaning, I realized that whilst I may have been hidden from the side of the road, I had 6000 runners coming up the hill staring straight into my fundamental orifice... 

 

I was a bit very, very embarrassed.