Stretch Posted July 2, 2020 Share I don't want to be a Topper, but in my neck of the world I just recently had a first consult, X-rays, 2 fillings, clean, polish etc. it came to AUD 624 or R 7000.Topper! PhilipV, DJR, patham and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAAD4 Posted July 2, 2020 Share I know a guy that can help ;-)You're welcome... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patham Posted July 2, 2020 Share Topper!  Great work there. Really topped my post ! I can't believe this exact strip is now 20 years old... Stretch and DJR 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Wheel Base Posted July 3, 2020 Share Ping @RearWheelDrive, He is a dentist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppi Posted July 3, 2020 Share confusious says..............man with tool in another mans mouth is not necessarily a dentist............Friday Dad joke Patchelicious, Escapee.., DJR and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranswurm Posted July 3, 2020 Share confusious says..............man with tool in another mans mouth is not necessarily a dentist............Friday Dad joke2/10 DJR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed-Zulu Posted July 3, 2020 Share 2/10"Topper" it Patchelicious and DJR 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne pudding Mol Posted July 3, 2020 Share Absolutely, you can pop past my house and Ill pull your tooth for tub of chamois cream, just don't moan if it doesn't work out well for you. it reminds me: “There is an old story of a boilermaker who was hired to fix a huge steamship boiler system that was not working well.After listening to the engineer’s description of the problems and asking a few questions, he went to the boiler room. He looked at the maze of twisting pipes, listened to the thump of the boiler and the hiss of the escaping steam for a few minutes, and felt some pipes with his hands. Then he hummed softly to himself, reached into his overalls and took out a small hammer, and tapped a bright red valve one time. Immediately, the entire system began working perfectly, and the boilermaker went home.When the steamship owner received a bill for one thousand dollars, he became outraged and complained that the boilermaker had only been in the engine room for fifteen minutes and requested an itemized bill. So the boilermaker sent him a bill that reads as follows:For tapping the valve: $.50For knowing where to tap: $999.50TOTAL: $1,000.00as long as it's not a tub of assos cream which conveniently segways into a story about my better half I was away on business and asked her to pick up my bike from LBS - briefed them not to discuss costs etc.  Not that she minds but she can store ammo for years and then 4 years later say "oh but you paid 4 million for that Colnago bottle"I digress, so as she was picking up the bike anyway I asked her to get me some "ass cream"  that's exactly how I typed it on the whatsapp.  She came home with Assos cream and was horrified at the price, quite understandablyApparently you can spend millions applying cream to your face which is a hoax but good cream for your nether regions is a waste Patchelicious, IceCreamMan and arendoog 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne pudding Mol Posted July 3, 2020 Share 2/10think that's a bit low - he did say "dad joke"Â DJR and Patchelicious 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchelicious Posted July 3, 2020 Share as long as it's not a tub of assos cream which conveniently segways into a story about my better half I was away on business and asked her to pick up my bike from LBS - briefed them not to discuss costs etc.  Not that she minds but she can store ammo for years and then 4 years later say "oh but you paid 4 million for that Colnago bottle"I digress, so as she was picking up the bike anyway I asked her to get me some "ass cream"  that's exactly how I typed it on the whatsapp.  She came home with Assos cream and was horrified at the price, quite understandablyApparently you can spend millions applying cream to your face which is a hoax but good cream for your nether regions is a wasteAssos is worth it, if only for the spearminty gooch tingle. I have started wearing it even when not riding. Edited July 3, 2020 by Patchelicious arendoog and Wayne pudding Mol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchelicious Posted July 3, 2020 Share 2/10So pull out a whopper 3/10 for us Mr McJudgy Wayne pudding Mol and Escapee.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne pudding Mol Posted July 3, 2020 Share Assos is worth it, if only for the spearminty gooch tingle. I have started wearing it even when not riding.if you like that, try deep heat eddy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchelicious Posted July 3, 2020 Share if you like that, try deep heat Never go full Habanero Wayne pudding Mol and eddy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoman Posted July 3, 2020 Share if you like that, try deep heat Reminds me of Std 6 initiation many many years ago....  Wayne pudding Mol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJR Posted July 3, 2020 Share 2/10I think the whole point of a Dad Joke is to try get the lowest lamest score you can. Kranswurm and Wayne pudding Mol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranswurm Posted July 3, 2020 Share I think the whole point of a Dad Joke is to try get the lowest lamest score you can. I am in a VC but will make an effort Wayne pudding Mol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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