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Tuxstir

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  1. a really bad day at the office..
  2. first link was posted already https://community.bikehub.co.za/topic/115813-other-uses-for-panties/page__fromsearch__1 the last link shame poor guys.. been murdered with sex.
  3. somehow fixie doesn't come to mind... i think it more belongs at one of those companies i see so often around industrial sections , you know those scrap collection centers
  4. DUDE... of coarse I'm serious.... not. although i have a black dual suspension bike its actually a bike i saw whilst waiting for my car to be serviced on Friday.. I don't think there are many of us on this forum that would be caught dead on something quite as.. um.. um whats the right word... terrible as that. the steel everything, including rims are pathetically easy to destroy... was ridden by a guy taller than my 6'4 frame,
  5. now confused squirt of Q20? which ones better? its for aerodynamics... makes me go faster having no back brake
  6. sorry me noob.. how does one 'disengaged said lock-out'
  7. Hi my rear shock does not seem to be working and i don't know why please can you advise me on my problem I've include a pic of the bike and a close up of the shock
  8. Stop watching your wheel, and look where you going,......
  9. trying way to hard to be like Jeramey and failing, not very good narrating, trying to hard to stick to the UK formula, no originality , no real screen presence, and there track has been set up to suit American cars, IE cars that cant go around a corner...
  10. its some experiment that they do with lightning to measure stuff. they shoot a rocket with a wire attached into a lightning storm, lighting then travels down the wire and into the base, where they measure stuff..
  11. funny enough i saw this earlier today http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2123955/Pump-Hub-inflates-bicycle-tyres-ride-shuts-automatically-done.html
  12. spare kit spare parts, tires,etc tool kit pump lights tent sleeping bag mattress soap non racing cloths food, and something to prepare it on. cash, for the anatomic factory shop around the corner. and your I’m going to have the most fun attitude.
  13. that styling is so bmw its not even funny
  14. i think in todays time, you still hope nobody finds out you have a 3 1/2" floppy...
  15. and I’m sure if they where sponsored by a laxative company. they would also swear by overdosing on laxatives improved their performance by 30 percent.... just my opinion
  16. would like to go, would mean some serouis begging for the misses would like to ride fixed, but my fixed has no brakes,and i'm not that good at stopping yet. how technical is it.. ie should i rather bring my braked bike?
  17. a email quote sent to me from my one director
  18. welcome to the mtbing scene. yes there is normally a group ride on saterdays. organized by the edenglen peddlars .
  19. do a search for endomondo on the hub.. all your answer will be found..
  20. NO dont say that.
  21. mmmm way things are going.... i'm going to need a sponsor.... hopefully still a spot end of the month...
  22. is this just said or what???
  23. Reason for Zimbabwe reservoir delays... mermaids have been hounding workers away! Minister Nkomo said the only way to solve the problem was to brew traditional beer and carry out any rites to appease the spirits The two overdue reservoirs are considered essential to provide Zimbabwe with adequate water By Dan Newling Essential work on planned reservoirs in Zimbabwe has stopped because mermaids have been hounding workers away, according to the country's Water Resources Minister. Samuel Sipepa Nkomo told a Zimbabwean parliamentary committee that terrified workers are refusing to return to the sites, near the towns of Gokwe and Mutare. Minister Nkomo said the only way to solve the problem was to brew traditional beer and carry out any rites to appease the spirits. African artist's impression of mermaids: The Zimbabwean government has blamed delays to two essential infrastructure projects on 'the presence of mermaids' The country's Water Resources Minister claimed that mermaids have been hounding workers away from the two planned new reservoirs 'All the officers I have sent have vowed not to go back there', Minister Nkomo was reported as saying in Zimbabwe's state-approved Herald newspaper. Samuel Sipepa Nkomo told a Zimbabwean parliamentary committee that terrified workers are refusing to return to the sites, near the towns of Gokwe and Mutare ZIMBABWE'S MERMAIDS Mermaids are mythological water creatures with a female body twinned with the tail of a fish. Opinion about the existence of mermaids varies throughout Zimbabwe - some people are skeptical, but some firmly believe that mermaids exist in Zimbabwe. Dating back centuries, many mermaid stories continue to make their rounds in Zimbabwe. One tale says mermaids carry humans underwater, but if there is a public outcry their relatives might never see them again. But another tale suggests victims can return as spirit mediums if their disappearance is not mourned. The senior politician said that mermaids were also present in other reservoirs. 'We even hired whites thinking that our boys did not want to work but they also returned saying they would not return to work there again,' he added. The two, long overdue reservoirs are considered essential if Zimbabwe is provide adequate water to its population and to boost its agricultural production. Having once been the 'bread basket' of Southern Africa, the country's farms have been laid low by lack of faith in government policy. From 2000, President Robert Mugabe expropriated some 4,000 white owned farms and gave them to politically connected blacks. Partly as a result, agricultural production is this year forecast to be at its second lowest level since Zimbabwe achieved independence from Britain in 1980. The belief in mermaids and other mythical creatures is widespread in the country, where many people combine a Christian faith with traditional beliefs. Local Government, Rural and Urban Development Minister Ignatius Chombo said the government wants to give the population the water it needs, but cannot do so until the rituals are performed and necessary repairs can be carried out. Three quarters of Zimbabwe's population live on less than one US dollar a day. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2097218/Reason-Zimbabwe-reservoir-delays--mermaids-hounding-workers-away.html#ixzz1lhM2iQ1J
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