Pants Boy

Entered for the half.

I'm packing and looking for a scrap.

Why? It's not like there's any accountability or consistency at the moment, so why would it change when people use their real names?

Sorry forgot to put a tongue in cheek icon with above post

The cheque is in the mail? Again?

He didn't specify his culinary abilities, so I low-balled

Trifle. Crumble some finger biscuits in the bottom of the mug, then a shot of sweet sherry, layer some tinned fruit on top of that, then some ultra-mel custard. I used to make these in the bush and they were always a winner.

Still no shirts. WTF.

Club ride tomorrow morning from Maniyak Cycles in Braam pretorius, there will be a novice and advanced group. MTB only. Leaving the shop at 5 -yes, the sun is shining at that time already

Looks like Kudoa. Found some in natal snoek a few times, didn't kill us or make us sick once cooked. Overcooked, over garlicked and over chillied it thoguh

Over my dead body

Finally, a real doctor (and one who knows pisspumps as well)

Dude you look seriously lost in that pic We've learnt from Critical Mass that these are the guys you put a bib on and give a whistle. The are then in their element, racing from the back of the pack to the front, to stop in an intersection and wait for everyone, then race forwards again

Ooh ooh thanks doctor!

If you ask a cycling forum, you're either gonna get a comment like above or a "go for it" When you ask a doctor, you may get a straight answer. Personally I'd not risk it, if you are sick you're sick and you need to recover. If you damage anything else it's going to take even longer to recover. But hey, I'm not a doctor, and this is a cycling forum, so go for it

Must be some idiot that's probably wearing Lycra and has clipless peddles ... damn dirtroadies are taking over the holy grail of downhill trails!

First ride of more than 100km. Not bad for an old fat bloke on a cheap farmgate methinks

We leave at six, most of us are either a) in base training or 2) unfit or iii) lazy so the pace will be under 20km/h avg. It's very flat as well most of the way. Yes, we're looking at around 100km total, but some guys are meeting their spouses that side to make it 60 and some are meeting us there making it 30odd km.. We leave the Maniyak cycles shop at around 6 on sunday morning, hoping to be in Cullinan around 9:00 to 9:30 and have breakfast/beer/pancakes/beer/beer before coming back I'll pm you my number in case you want to join and are running late so we can wait for you.

Went over this bridge a few times the last couple of days, it's a nice flat base ride. Took a mate here and he almost wet himself, the bridge drops at least 50 meters to the Pienaars river below Train bridge over the Pienaars river, between Roodeplaat dam and Zambezi road.

We're doing a MTB ride on Sunday morning from the Magalieskruin centre in Braam Pretorius to the train tracks, then to the North of Roodeplaat, then onto some gravel all the way to Cullinan. After pancakes/beer/hamburgers/beer/coke/beer we'll head back. Ride there +- 60km ride back maybe 40. All welcome to join, we leave at six.

We're all ears .... And you can find the route on Strava.com if you search for voriberg.

Mine's fine as well. JCZA, maybe the website cannot compute a category for you to compete in? How long is your ID number

And a small add - everyone that went to the race knew about the funeral, and not a single one (I checked) asked the race office to NOT ride on Sunday due to this. Not one. So, everyone that went to Sabie wanted to race, not fart around in town or lounge in the pool or sit at the BnB watching reruns on Dstv. They already made the choice.