Captain Fastbastard Mayhem

51480 14/11/2013

Ja, but the soutie way. Pronounced klewf. I finished high school at Thomas More College, but I still consider myself a Pinetown boy.

Holy crapsticks!!! How are you, old man!? You're still the originator of the best thread ever. Thank you, TNT.

Yep. Same as in the UK. It's now a learned behaviour of mine that I always let people across if there are some waiting. I generally drive pretty slowly where there are zebra crossings anyway, so it's not a loss at all and I help get someone somewhere a bit faster than if I hadn't stopped, based on how the average driver treats peds.

Click on your profile, go into it and it's in teh URL.

3056 - 26/04/2008

I'm a Pinetown boy, that's where it came from... Yes, it's our little local extension for teh Bluff "tough oke" thing. Agreed completely, though.

As far as I know, the roads are still in Parks territory, and the "city land" starts on the other side of the armco, below the road.

Yeeeeeeeeah, right.

hells yeah. It just looks and sounds mean.

Ginger beer is also good for that...

"it's so ugly it's beautiful / cute" The 999... it's grown on me over the years, but when it first came out I hated it. It was such a rapid departure from the timelessly stylish 916/8/96/98 series that it seemed out of place. But it was just a change in design philosophy. The Panigale is bloody gorgeous, but in a completely different way to the 996 etc. It's like a runway model showing the latest clothing in "perfect, aggressive beauty" that has you looking back for more 'cos it's just so eye catching, vs someone like, say, Selma Hayek who's just... CLASSY and can pul eyes away from even the "most perfect" model because she's just so... effortlessly beautiful. To put it more bluntly... dolled up to the max with a monumental amount of design work, vs something that just IS (something being the bike, not a model ) If you get my drift.

A month of ups and downs, but ended on a downward trajectory to my current 96.6kg, so a loss of 1.6 this month.

I flippin hope so. It's for this very reason that I didn't flippin ride this morning.

SMH. I have no words.

This. This is why we can't have nice things. FFS people, be responsible.

1917. A cinematic masterpiece.

Ja.... got Park n Shop (Meadowridge) and then the Ladies Mile one left. After that I have a PnP in constantia & plumstead, so we're both pretty well covered if it comes down to it.

According to a recently shared spreadsheet, my closest Checkers has just been shut 'cos of a positive test result.

My job here is done...

Yeah, but I reckon they're gonna be packed come 06h05 tomorrow

I've adopted a bit of a new mantra recently. I can't do anything about what's happened in the past, but I can control what I do in the future. That, in addition to "people are stupid" and "don't be a dick". Sometimes it's difficult to balance those last 2, though... Oh - and dishonesty. I cannot abide by it.

I would bet money on there being oodles of bikers on teh green belts tomorrow.

thanks, guys. It's not only his mother though. His gran (my outlaw) is a properly toxic and vindictive individual, My mother put it best - she'd have to think about alerting the lifeguard if she was being swept out to sea. I get on well with my ex FIL. Okay, we don't talk, 'cos I divorced his daughter and that's a no-no in dadland, but we've always been on good terms. I've also never, ever, said anything bad about his mother in front of him, or when he's around. I may despise her, but she's still his mom.