Captain Fastbastard Mayhem

Maybe this is why?

Yeah, that's also Parks land.

Honestly, with how busy the green belts are likely to be on those mornings, I think I'll stick to the indoors for a bit longer so I can actually go at times that are ACTUALLY quiet

Like those guys from The Bluff who just really live there, they're not really the OP Rough & Tough & from the Bluff se Muff af. But they like to think they are, because they/ve, like, been there all ma life, hay.

Bah. Enforced high-altitude training, here I come. All of the green belt trail from the top of Southern Cross (by the stairs) to Trail and Tar is within 5km of my place. Yayness!

This map is making me kinda wish I lived in town....

watched another great movie last night. Resistance. Tonight's feature length moving picture will be Parasite.

He's Van Wilder, bro. For the other side there's that other Ryan dude. Gosling.

Dude. He's my world. It broke my heart hearing that.

Watched Guns Akimbo last night. It was light-hearted fun action. Loved it. Sorta like Happy meets Shaun Pilgrim vs the World meets Deadpool. Corny, full of dad-jokes, dark humour, action and bloodshed. I like the fact that it really didn't take itself seriously.

crap, HD. That's sucky, but better than the alternatives IMO. Much better than some arrangements I've seen and heard of with uncompromising exes. Not related, but related to your closing line. Yesterday, walking my son back to his mom's place (2km away) I had him on my shoulders for some of the walk, and when I moved to put him down, he started panicking uncharacteristically. I asked him what was wrong, but deadpan. Nothing. So we stopped, and I tell him that it's polite to answer someone when they ask you a question. Nothing. So I change tack, and ask him why he panicked when I was taking him off my shoulders. Nothing. I then ask if he was scared I'd drop him. A little nod. Okay. Not the answer I'd wanted, but let's carry on. "why did you think I'd drop you, my boy? I'd never do that" Cue full tears. "but you just left". My jaw goes stiff from me clamping it shut. Spend the next 10 minutes explaining that I'll never leave him. Absolutely flippin gutted. I don't know WTF the ex has been saying to him these past 2 1/2 years, but my son was scared that I'd leave him.

No.

100% ???? Paddling in the vlei is bloody fantastic. Shouldn't have sold my surfski. ????

No, that part has been there since last week. It's just that we've been wondering what those "strict public health guidelines" will be. EDIT: I say it's been there since last week, but I think they've spruced up the language a bit and added those exclusions to the sentence.

Yep, that's my thinking, too.

https://sacoronavirus.co.za/covid-19-risk-adjusted-strategy Still no change to exercise.

To be fair, that sounds like a normal baby....

Yeah, it was the only bike at the time that held a candle to the Duc 9** design, in my opinion. There was a guy that worked near my office in the UK (central london) that had one. Sjoe. Shivers. There was another guy on a large Husky smoker as well. OMG. And don't get me started on the cars.... omg. One of the directors had a Gemballa Cayenne, and whenever I went to the Knightsbridge branch, it'd be a supercar party.

Cloud Atlas was straaaaaange.

IMO no.

Yeah, I remember. But it's nowhere near as gorgeous, let's admit...

Those VTR SP 2's with those side-mounted rads were the NUTS back in the day. Still are. Nom.

Guidelines should be out by thursday eve. Until then, it's a case of wait and see, but maybe not. Gov't still hasn't told us what "under strict health guidelines" encompasses.

Yeah, same. Also with The Irishman. Mehness. Tried to watch it three times. Eventually got to like 90- minutes in and I just wasn't in it. I think I need to be in the right headspace for it.

but.... why?! drum roll for the walk to the dishes, high hat for a lekker dad-joke, cowbell for... something, violin for when you're complaining...