Sitting slip Posted October 31, 2017 Share Here this around my hood quite often..... If you stand close enough, the air pressure increases and local weather patterns change....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruity Posted October 31, 2017 Share BSG, Albatross, DJR and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuxstir Posted October 31, 2017 Share a song for today Robrider 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruity Posted October 31, 2017 Share I wrote a book about Poltergeists, it's flying off the shelves. Eddy Gordo, Blokman, Tuxstir and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruity Posted October 31, 2017 Share My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof. Blokman, Lurch the stalker, MTBeer and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruity Posted October 31, 2017 Share Where there's a will, there's a relative. Hairy, Lurch the stalker and DJR 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Readsalot Posted October 31, 2017 Share Crime that made me smile - only in Japan. "Japanese police have finally nabbed a nimble "ninja" thief who dressed in black and scrambled over walls to commit scores of break-ins over an eight-year career -- and were astonished to find he was 74.Police in the western Japanese city of Osaka had been stumped by a string of burglaries, their only lead being security camera footage showing an agile thief with a black neck-warmer pulled up to the nose and a parker hood down to the eyebrows."He was dressed all in black just like a ninja," a senior official at the Kawachi police station told AFP.But the master thief made a mistake in May -- his neck-warmer slipped and his identity was revealed on camera. Police recognised their man as Mitsuaki Tanigawa, 74, who had a previous record of thefts. They then started watching the aged crook and tried to trap him."Investigators watched him doddering out from his house like any other old man during daytime. He then went to an abandoned apartment room where he changed and waited until it got dark," the official said."When he came out in the dark, he was all in black... He did not take ordinary streets, squeezing through tight spaces between houses and running on the tops of walls," he added. As investigators were unable to pursue the agile thief to catch him in the act, they finally pounced when he came back to his hideout at 4am after robbing an electronics store.Under arrest, Tanigawa said he "hated working and thought stealing is quicker," according to the police official.He has been charged for over 254 break-ins for thefts totalling 30 million yen ($260,000) over the past eight years. He later told the police that he needed only 10 minutes to sneak into a house, stealing mainly cash from people as they slept."He's a pro. He told us 'I have confidence in my job'," the police official said."If I were younger, I wouldn't have been caught. I'll quit now as I'm 74 and old enough," the thief was quoted as saying." https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/in-japan-police-unmask-74-year-old-ninja-burglar-1766894 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddaman Posted October 31, 2017 Share Crime that made me smile - only in Japan. "Japanese police have finally nabbed a nimble "ninja" thief who dressed in black and scrambled over walls to commit scores of break-ins over an eight-year career -- and were astonished to find he was 74. Police in the western Japanese city of Osaka had been stumped by a string of burglaries, their only lead being security camera footage showing an agile thief with a black neck-warmer pulled up to the nose and a parker hood down to the eyebrows. "He was dressed all in black just like a ninja," a senior official at the Kawachi police station told AFP. But the master thief made a mistake in May -- his neck-warmer slipped and his identity was revealed on camera. Police recognised their man as Mitsuaki Tanigawa, 74, who had a previous record of thefts. They then started watching the aged crook and tried to trap him. "Investigators watched him doddering out from his house like any other old man during daytime. He then went to an abandoned apartment room where he changed and waited until it got dark," the official said. "When he came out in the dark, he was all in black... He did not take ordinary streets, squeezing through tight spaces between houses and running on the tops of walls," he added. As investigators were unable to pursue the agile thief to catch him in the act, they finally pounced when he came back to his hideout at 4am after robbing an electronics store.Under arrest, Tanigawa said he "hated working and thought stealing is quicker," according to the police official. He has been charged for over 254 break-ins for thefts totalling 30 million yen ($260,000) over the past eight years. He later told the police that he needed only 10 minutes to sneak into a house, stealing mainly cash from people as they slept. "He's a pro. He told us 'I have confidence in my job'," the police official said. "If I were younger, I wouldn't have been caught. I'll quit now as I'm 74 and old enough," the thief was quoted as saying." https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/in-japan-police-unmask-74-year-old-ninja-burglar-1766894He has nothing on Jacob Zuma, who is showing no interest in quitting yet Tromp, BSG and geomark 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warthog Posted October 31, 2017 Share Where there's a will, there's a relative.That's true... But more true is where there's no will there's relatives. Edited October 31, 2017 by Warthog Fruity 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Readsalot Posted October 31, 2017 Share Have any of you ever done the Meyer-Briggs personality tests? There are a few tests you can take online for free if you have a few minutes to spare. Some cool memes out there about the 16 different types of personalities the test identifies. ISTP http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/b2/b2bc763be7597400e8d7cb5aed366049ad8086d2807187c9e6229e48c21ad315.jpg ENFP Kalahari Vegmot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddaman Posted October 31, 2017 Share Lurch the stalker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Readsalot Posted October 31, 2017 Share INTJ lol. Lurch the stalker, Hairy, DJR and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurch the stalker Posted October 31, 2017 Share lol. I'm even worse, on that test I came out as ENTJ (not joking) so not only will I overcome with logic, I'll explain loudly how stupid your emotions are...haha Readsalot and Captain Fastbastard Mayhem 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurch the stalker Posted October 31, 2017 Share I wrote a book about Poltergeists, it's flying off the shelves. My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof. Where there's a will, there's a relative. I used to be addicted to washing my hands, but I'm clean now. DJR, Kalahari Vegmot, Hairy and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Readsalot Posted October 31, 2017 Share I'm even worse, on that test I came out as ENTJ (not joking) so not only will I overcome with logic, I'll explain loudly how stupid your emotions are...hahaUsing an apple to identify your personality type. Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk Kalahari Vegmot and Lurch the stalker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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