I have an idea for a new thread...

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

Are you saying something by this statement?

I'm a big girl.

[Patchelicious]

That sound.... JOH. Makes my panties wet... 

That did induce some funny feelings, but this video made me have a crisis. I had to go home and change. Nothing and I mean nothing gets me going like well tuned 2 stroke... that note he hits ar 0m23ecs into the video... ZOMG!!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g85-lGWo90

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

That did induce some funny feelings, but this video made me have a crisis. I had to go home and change. Nothing and I mean nothing gets me going like well tuned 2 stroke... that note he hits ar 0m23ecs into the video... ZOMG!!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g85-lGWo90

 

 

Edited October 30, 2017 by Myles Mayhew

[capediver]

Here this around my hood quite often.....

 

If you stand close enough, the air pressure increases and local weather patterns change....!

Edited October 30, 2017 by capediver

[Hairy]

WHAT I WOULD DO RIGHT NOW TO GO FOR A SWIM  CHASING TENNIS BALLS UNDERWATER

[Eddy Gordo]

[Eddy Gordo]

[Sitting slip]

    

Here this around my hood quite often.....

 

If you stand close enough, the air pressure increases and local weather patterns change....!

 

[Fruity]

[Tuxstir]

a song for today

 

[Fruity]

I wrote a book about Poltergeists, it's flying off the shelves.

[Fruity]

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.

[Fruity]

Where there's a will, there's a relative.

[Readsalot]

Crime that made me smile - only in Japan.

 

"Japanese police have finally nabbed a nimble "ninja" thief who dressed in black and scrambled over walls to commit scores of break-ins over an eight-year career -- and were astonished to find he was 74.

Police in the western Japanese city of Osaka had been stumped by a string of burglaries, their only lead being security camera footage showing an agile thief with a black neck-warmer pulled up to the nose and a parker hood down to the eyebrows.

"He was dressed all in black just like a ninja," a senior official at the Kawachi police station told AFP.

But the master thief made a mistake in May -- his neck-warmer slipped and his identity was revealed on camera. Police recognised their man as Mitsuaki Tanigawa, 74, who had a previous record of thefts. They then started watching the aged crook and tried to trap him.

"Investigators watched him doddering out from his house like any other old man during daytime. He then went to an abandoned apartment room where he changed and waited until it got dark," the official said.

"When he came out in the dark, he was all in black... He did not take ordinary streets, squeezing through tight spaces between houses and running on the tops of walls," he added.

 

As investigators were unable to pursue the agile thief to catch him in the act, they finally pounced when he came back to his hideout at 4am after robbing an electronics store.

Under arrest, Tanigawa said he "hated working and thought stealing is quicker," according to the police official.

He has been charged for over 254 break-ins for thefts totalling 30 million yen ($260,000) over the past eight years. He later told the police that he needed only 10 minutes to sneak into a house, stealing mainly cash from people as they slept.

"He's a pro. He told us 'I have confidence in my job'," the police official said.

"If I were younger, I wouldn't have been caught. I'll quit now as I'm 74 and old enough," the thief was quoted as saying."

 

https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/in-japan-police-unmask-74-year-old-ninja-burglar-1766894

 

[Paddaman]

Crime that made me smile - only in Japan.

 

"Japanese police have finally nabbed a nimble "ninja" thief who dressed in black and scrambled over walls to commit scores of break-ins over an eight-year career -- and were astonished to find he was 74.

 

Police in the western Japanese city of Osaka had been stumped by a string of burglaries, their only lead being security camera footage showing an agile thief with a black neck-warmer pulled up to the nose and a parker hood down to the eyebrows.

 

"He was dressed all in black just like a ninja," a senior official at the Kawachi police station told AFP.

 

But the master thief made a mistake in May -- his neck-warmer slipped and his identity was revealed on camera. Police recognised their man as Mitsuaki Tanigawa, 74, who had a previous record of thefts. They then started watching the aged crook and tried to trap him.

 

"Investigators watched him doddering out from his house like any other old man during daytime. He then went to an abandoned apartment room where he changed and waited until it got dark," the official said.

 

"When he came out in the dark, he was all in black... He did not take ordinary streets, squeezing through tight spaces between houses and running on the tops of walls," he added.

 

As investigators were unable to pursue the agile thief to catch him in the act, they finally pounced when he came back to his hideout at 4am after robbing an electronics store.

Under arrest, Tanigawa said he "hated working and thought stealing is quicker," according to the police official.

 

He has been charged for over 254 break-ins for thefts totalling 30 million yen ($260,000) over the past eight years. He later told the police that he needed only 10 minutes to sneak into a house, stealing mainly cash from people as they slept.

 

"He's a pro. He told us 'I have confidence in my job'," the police official said.

 

"If I were younger, I wouldn't have been caught. I'll quit now as I'm 74 and old enough," the thief was quoted as saying."

 

https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/in-japan-police-unmask-74-year-old-ninja-burglar-1766894

He has nothing on Jacob Zuma, who is showing no interest in quitting yet

[Warthog]

Where there's a will, there's a relative.

That's true...

 

But more true is where there's no will there's relatives.

Edited October 31, 2017 by Warthog