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Dude, in general I disagree.

 

Firstly the IM is quite an accomplishment. It would be fair to say you guys are sour cause you cant do it... Having said that, I dont believe one should brag about any event accept maybe the Cape Epic.

I think it would be UNfair to say that.

Are you implying that we CAN'T do it due to lack of:

money/talent/desire/other?

 

 

I agree on the tattoo point made.

speaking of that, has anyone got a Cape Epic presented by absa tattoo yet?

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Geez you guys could do with a bit of live and let live...

 

Especially now that a number have made it the point that, depsite having finished IM themselves, they never tell anyone about it...

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Geez you guys could do with a bit of live and let live...

 

Especially now that a number have made it the point that, depsite having finished IM themselves, they never tell anyone about it...

 

Uhmmm. Not?? DawieO

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Disclaimer : This opinion may change if I ever manage to finish one myself.

Garfield, ek dog DIE laaste ou sinnetjie sou die ding in perspektief plaas . Het self n paar vriende wat die ding doen. My tong was in my kies. Wel soort van......

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A real triathlete wont draft, drafting is reserved for roadies who cant TT :D

A real triathlete also can't ride up hills ;)

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I'll take a IM kitted rider in my Argus bunch over the guys who still have their Epic race numbers on their mtb's from 3 years ago. It does give me a certain level of satisfaction when I've had my boerie and coke at the finish and then Mr Epic-race-number rolls in at the finish of Attakwas.

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Eldron's modified MBA joke:

 

How do you know if someone has done the Ironman? They tell you!

 

And how do you know someone has NOT completed the Ironman? He's the one telling the joke.

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A real triathlete also can't ride up hills ;)

 

I have seen James Cunnama go up Alpe d'Huez at the Alpe d'Huez Triathlon and he was damn fast.So to was a British lady by the name of Jodie swallow....as a bonus she looks hot in a tri suite and arm warmers ;)

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And how do you know someone has NOT completed the Ironman? He's the one telling the joke.

 

Garfield meet gadget. Gadget meet Garfield. The two of you should train together - nary the hint of a smile will crease those perfectly toned lips of yours.

 

C'mon gadget - take a leaf out of Garfield's book and get into the tone of this thread - I promise it won't mess with your 4% body fat. Hell - laughing at yourself will use up some kilojoules then you can eat a cookie.

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I have seen James Cunnama go up Alpe d'Huez at the Alpe d'Huez Triathlon and he was damn fast.So to was a British lady by the name of Jodie swallow....as a bonus she looks hot in a tri suite and arm warmers ;)

 

Respect dude but Jodie Swallow is not hot

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I have seen James Cunnama go up Alpe d'Huez at the Alpe d'Huez Triathlon and he was damn fast.So to was a British lady by the name of Jodie swallow....as a bonus she looks hot in a tri suite and arm warmers ;)

I'm riding DC with James Cunnama, and already I'm having nightmares about the pain and suffering that lies in wait for me...

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Garfield meet gadget. Gadget meet Garfield. The two of you should train together - nary the hint of a smile will crease those perfectly toned lips of yours.

 

C'mon gadget - take a leaf out of Garfield's book and get into the tone of this thread - I promise it won't mess with your 4% body fat. Hell - laughing at yourself will use up some kilojoules then you can eat a cookie.

 

No worries, all in the spirit! I have an MBA as well (there, I told you). And that was the (lame) comeback we had all those years back. And I have 4% fat for at least 10 people

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Respect dude but Jodie Swallow is not hot

+1 (on looks), but as an athlete, she kicks @$$ big time. With Chrissie Wellington (also British) they're at the top of their disciplines.

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