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The "strange things cycling has done to your body" thread


Rydogg

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Made me puke

Made me hallucinate (Trans Baviaans)

Made me swear at motorists (Often)

Made me throw full bottle at car (Only once)

Made me eat tar

Made me eat dirt road

Made me negative (During Ride)

Made me positive (After ride and during most rides)

Made me meet great friends of a like minded nature......

And so I can continue

 

:D Uhmmm. You DO NOT have to be a cyclist to have experienced those symptoms... :ph34r:

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Rubbish! I never race. I ride hard daily. I don't know or care how far as I don't need a computer on my bike. I have lots of fun riding, I do jumps, downhill, trails, anything. I let people going down past, say hello to anyone and everyone. I stop to help those in need of a hand. I consider myself a cyclist. Anyone who thinks I'm not because they have some 'Elite' status I feel sorry for. Some people don't need to race each other, some do. Whatever floats your boat. Even someone who just rides to work on an old farm bike is a cyclist. People really are self righteous. Wow.

 

You make yourself sound like a fairy godmother on a bicycle!

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Thanks Girls. But the fashion and dieting thread is thatta way >>>>>>>>

 

I agree. I wore a 30waist/32leg Levi in matric, and many years on, I wear the same. I actually only just got rid of a 15 year old pair of Levi's.

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Even someone who just rides to work on an old farm bike is a cyclist. People really are self righteous. Wow.

Well thank you, I ride a farm bike all the time.

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You make yourself sound like a fairy godmother on a bicycle!

LOL, reading this now yes it does seem like that.

 

It's not true.

 

If a Chuck Norris hero racer wannabe (insert name here) tells me to move off the track I'm known to get nasty. It doesn't happen often mind you.

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...use the bathroom scale more often than a supermodel living on salads and nicotine...

<_<

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Yeah, I'm going to use that excuse too. Nothing to do with being folically challenged

 

+1 :clap:

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Apart from the bigger calves and thighs 13 years of cycling also gave me broader shoulders, good health for a middle aged man (resting HR, spot on BP, low chol, low blood sugar) and also the occasional numb junior :(

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