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As long as we don't become friends mate - I would hate for that to happen...:D

Oh my word, imagine the possibilities :o

 

What do we call it then?

Hey man okes, stop picking on me, I aint an apple, that other one dumped on me for using the word apple :unsure:

 

Try man.

 

My take on this, we all love a good story, Beauty and the Beast, Shrek and Fiona, now these don't fascinate me, you can't make ugly pretty.

I do however enjoyed Jack and the Beanstalk, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (the movie with Depp), you see these stories have events and emotion and things that happen that makes me realise that as imperfect we are as humans, their is a force behind us, a force who is trying to get you on the right track and the good shall prevail over evil.

 

Now let's rewind the Betamax tape back a few years.

 

I like the story of a boy being born as the son of a carpenter, it was a divine birth, a virgin giving birth to a baby boy, this sounds awesome to me.

This kid grows up and amongst his peers starts showing leadership qualities, he does strange things such as raise people from the dead, he walks on water, and nogal turns water in to wine.

 

All this sounds super but unnatural, unnatural enough for an evil king to decide that he wants this man dead.

Whilst this man speaks to his father in a garden, he get's arrested, the reasons are many.

From here on the story becomes even more interesting to me, he gets forced to carry his own cross to Calvary, al this whilst he has a crown of thorns pressed in to his head.

 

He gets nailed to this cross, now many have said that you could see the nail marks in the hands of Jesus, what they forget to tell you was that these marks were from his own nails on the tips of his fingers, as the nails He was nailed to the cross with, was done to just below the palm.

Much pain and suffering ensues from here onwards, this man Jesus gets spat at and he is even further ridiculed by being crucified and placed in between two hardened criminals, all this in the name of innocence.

 

The man Jesus hangs on the cross and just before he could fail me or my fellow man, he calls out to his Dad and tells him that it is finished.

 

Now that is a story that I can enjoy, it is so absurd that it has to be believable, believable enough that even the biggest non believers know His name.

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All ya all, need to calm the heck down. No one has EVER converted to anything or changed faith / believe from reading a thread on the net and especially not one that started off as a funny story.

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Oh my word, imagine the possibilities :o

 

 

Hey man okes, stop picking on me, I aint an apple, that other one dumped on me for using the word apple :unsure:

 

Try man.

 

My take on this, we all love a good story, Beauty and the Beast, Shrek and Fiona, now these don't fascinate me, you can't make ugly pretty.

I do however enjoyed Jack and the Beanstalk, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (the movie with Depp), you see these stories have events and emotion and things that happen that makes me realise that as imperfect we are as humans, their is a force behind us, a force who is trying to get you on the right track and the good shall prevail over evil.

 

Now let's rewind the Betamax tape back a few years.

 

I like the story of a boy being born as the son of a carpenter, it was a divine birth, a virgin giving birth to a baby boy, this sounds awesome to me.

This kid grows up and amongst his peers starts showing leadership qualities, he does strange things such as raise people from the dead, he walks on water, and nogal turns water in to wine.

 

All this sounds super but unnatural, unnatural enough for an evil king to decide that he wants this man dead.

Whilst this man speaks to his father in a garden, he get's arrested, the reasons are many.

From here on the story becomes even more interesting to me, he gets forced to carry his own cross to Calvary, al this whilst he has a crown of thorns pressed in to his head.

 

He gets nailed to this cross, now many have said that you could see the nail marks in the hands of Jesus, what they forget to tell you was that these marks were from his own nails on the tips of his fingers, as the nails He was nailed to the cross with, was done to just below the palm.

Much pain and suffering ensues from here onwards, this man Jesus gets spat at and he is even further ridiculed by being crucified and placed in between two hardened criminals, all this in the name of innocence.

 

The man Jesus hangs on the cross and just before he could fail me or my fellow man, he calls out to his Dad and tells him that it is finished.

 

Now that is a story that I can enjoy, it is so absurd that it has to be believable, believable enough that even the biggest non believers know His name.

 

What has this got to do with the apple?

 

And surely you remember the deo gloria pro's?

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Oh my word, imagine the possibilities :o

 

 

Hey man okes, stop picking on me, I aint an apple, that other one dumped on me for using the word apple :unsure:

 

Try man.

 

My take on this, we all love a good story, Beauty and the Beast, Shrek and Fiona, now these don't fascinate me, you can't make ugly pretty.

I do however enjoyed Jack and the Beanstalk, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (the movie with Depp), you see these stories have events and emotion and things that happen that makes me realise that as imperfect we are as humans, their is a force behind us, a force who is trying to get you on the right track and the good shall prevail over evil.

 

Now let's rewind the Betamax tape back a few years.

 

I like the story of a boy being born as the son of a carpenter, it was a divine birth, a virgin giving birth to a baby boy, this sounds awesome to me.

This kid grows up and amongst his peers starts showing leadership qualities, he does strange things such as raise people from the dead, he walks on water, and nogal turns water in to wine.

 

All this sounds super but unnatural, unnatural enough for an evil king to decide that he wants this man dead.

Whilst this man speaks to his father in a garden, he get's arrested, the reasons are many.

From here on the story becomes even more interesting to me, he gets forced to carry his own cross to Calvary, al this whilst he has a crown of thorns pressed in to his head.

 

He gets nailed to this cross, now many have said that you could see the nail marks in the hands of Jesus, what they forget to tell you was that these marks were from his own nails on the tips of his fingers, as the nails He was nailed to the cross with, was done to just below the palm.

Much pain and suffering ensues from here onwards, this man Jesus gets spat at and he is even further ridiculed by being crucified and placed in between two hardened criminals, all this in the name of innocence.

 

The man Jesus hangs on the cross and just before he could fail me or my fellow man, he calls out to his Dad and tells him that it is finished.

 

Now that is a story that I can enjoy, it is so absurd that it has to be believable, believable enough that even the biggest non believers know His name.

Always look on the bright side of life...........

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Would still like to hear the answer to the either created or cosmic 'accident'... anyone have another / better explanation?

There is nothing to create, the four dimensions of space are infinite.

Infinity is is not just a large number , there is no begining and not end to infinity.

... now think about the fourth dimension, time.

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Being Human is all about Choices

 

Ether God created earth or it mistriously evolved over bilions of years. The latter is a theory that i cant understand so i choose to believe that God created it.

 

SO from the point where i believe that God exist i choose that either God created people to Love them or to use them as servants. I choose to beleive that he loves us.

 

So if you believe in God you have to find a way to be in right standing with him .You either choose a religion with rules that say if you do all this you will be in right standing or you choose to accept Jesus who say that you cant keep all the laws so he paid a price so that you can be in rightstanding. I choose Jesus-much easier and i am lazy.

 

When you choose Jesus and he promise you eternal life you either choose to obey his word and receive the blessings with that or you choose that eternal life is enough and you dont need to follow his rules. Youl still be saved but you will suffer the consequences ,however thats your choice. Just dont go and Blame God if you do not keep the rules and then find something is not working out.

 

 

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Being Human is all about Choices

 

Ether God created earth or it mistriously evolved over bilions of years. The latter is a theory that i cant understand so i choose to believe that God created it.

 

SO from the point where i believe that God exist i choose that either God created people to Love them or to use them as servants. I choose to beleive that he loves us.

 

So if you believe in God you have to find a way to be in right standing with him .You either choose a religion with rules that say if you do all this you will be in right standing or you choose to accept Jesus who say that you cant keep all the laws so he paid a price so that you can be in rightstanding. I choose Jesus-much easier and i am lazy.

 

When you choose Jesus and he promise you eternal life you either choose to obey his word and receive the blessings with that or you choose that eternal life is enough and you dont need to follow his rules. Youl still be saved but you will suffer the consequences ,however thats your choice. Just dont go and Blame God if you do not keep the rules and then find something is not working out.

 

:unsure: So which is it then. obey the rules, or don't obey the rules?

 

If Engrish isn't your first language, then rewrite it in your first language. If it is, then rethink this, and rewrite it in same. <_<

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It was a big Bang The day God said let there be light.What bigger BANG do people want :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

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It was a big Bang The say God said let there be light.What bigger do people want :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

 

Who is this say God you speak of? :unsure:

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