Any Lance jokes doing the rounds

[Tumbleweed]

There once was a rider named Lance

Who enjoyed his many trips in France

It is said, long before number seven

He believed he didn’t belong in heaven

And now we f#!*ing know why

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

Brilliant!

[JGR]

As a disciple, would you say that atheism a non prophet organisation?

I would as it is the opposite of christianity

[Big H*]

gie gie

[dee_biker]

Yes, Its NOT about the bike

 

HAHAHAHHAHHAAA

[DJ84]

There once was a man called Lance,

Who road in the Tour de France.

He beat all the best,

past every test,

And doped just like all the rest.

[Blokman]

A cyclist who only ate hake

Then pulled from his jersey a steak

They tell me somehow

This old Spanish cow

Will put me ahead in the break

[DJR]

 

Abrakadabrix is called Getafix in the English versions, but that might be a better name for Armstrong.

[Shebeen]

ooh, ooh, this is fun

 

the Texan longhorn could put on a show

it was exciting until Ulrich would blow

was it the team of finest cyclists

or the hours with sports scientists

or just the texmex chilli laced with EPO?

[Shebeen]

http://hollywooddame.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/lance-armstrong-and-ashley-olsen.jpg

[Shebeen]

The first wife left with the cancer

then Keek couldn't satisfy this romancer

Sheryl didn't rock his roll

an Olsen twin didn't fill the hole

and now he'll be a jailhouse dancer

[Elusive]

Give the guy a break.. not many pro athletes can claim to have dated a rock star and done more drugs than them. ;-)

Edited October 25, 2012 by Elusive

[Inusc]

Lance Armstrong se gebruik van drugs gaan nou veroorsaak dat onskuldige jong dwelmgebruikers dink dit is cool om fiets te ry!