JaakCT Posted August 4, 2013 Share Shave tjaaina! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximis Posted August 4, 2013 Share I tried veet once... didnt work, just went with the blade... dont know if it works better nowadays? Works a charm, u get the shower stuff, lather up, wait 2 mins then scrape off with sponge in the shower... Then after that its easier to maintain by shaving once a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIPSLICK Posted August 4, 2013 Share Whats everyones opinion on waxing over shaving?Clippers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted August 4, 2013 Share What would Burry or Daryl do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Latent Blue Posted August 4, 2013 Share What would Burry or Daryl do? Burry wouldn't need to ask advice on forums... G e r h a r d Odendaal and Maniax 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikV Posted August 4, 2013 Share Shave. And you don't really need a reason. But if you do.... Because it looks cool and everyone does it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzie NL Posted August 4, 2013 Share Very high. Otherwise I wont be able to wear my wifes underwear when she isnt home I cannot imagine there is anything else to be said on this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frail4Life Posted August 4, 2013 Share No Shaving! Bleeder, i got bad veins.No Waxing! Bleeder. Veet is the only option.After the first trim the following wash is easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VicanZA Posted August 4, 2013 Share Easy answer is no to all shaving.. Shave face once a week, what would wolverine do? Maniax 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 4, 2013 Share Shave. And you don't really need a reason. But if you do.... Because it looks cool and everyone does it.Really ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotSoBigBen Posted August 4, 2013 Share If you use 'Veet' just make sure to only go as far as necessary ..... Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care) Reviews =====Quote===== After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarianI decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shavingattempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back outtrying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic Ithought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of atreat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I consideredmyself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviewsand wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers howwrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed andafter giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down tothe bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stoodwaiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds wasreplaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe aslike being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hittingthe ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my lifeuntil that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to anyreligion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and whatseemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to notbite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink andonly succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Throughthe haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall intothe kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawledthe final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore thelid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but onlytemporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soonreturned . Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give thestarfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for somethingelse as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed abag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it opentrying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried invain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doingthe trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channeland it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was goingto wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give yousome idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease thepain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was togently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchenthe other half chose that moment to come and investigate and wasgreeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice creamdripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse whilemuttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shockto her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in itcaused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in thesprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I canunderstand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at nightin the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expectingand having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollowin the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veetremoves hair, dignity and self respect... Disylizzy, Uni, mrbaker and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Crispy Posted August 4, 2013 Share Brilliant.Had me laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lone one Posted August 4, 2013 Share If you use 'Veet' just make sure to only go as far as necessary ..... Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care) Reviews =====Quote===== After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarianI decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shavingattempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back outtrying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic Ithought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of atreat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I consideredmyself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviewsand wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers howwrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed andafter giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down tothe bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stoodwaiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds wasreplaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe aslike being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hittingthe ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my lifeuntil that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to anyreligion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and whatseemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to notbite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink andonly succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Throughthe haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall intothe kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawledthe final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore thelid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but onlytemporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soonreturned . Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give thestarfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for somethingelse as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed abag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it opentrying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried invain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doingthe trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channeland it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was goingto wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give yousome idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease thepain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was togently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchenthe other half chose that moment to come and investigate and wasgreeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice creamdripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse whilemuttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shockto her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in itcaused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in thesprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I canunderstand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at nightin the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expectingand having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollowin the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veetremoves hair, dignity and self respect... one of the funniest thing I have read in a LONG time!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotSoBigBen Posted August 4, 2013 Share one of the funniest thing I have read in a LONG time!!! Read it to my wife she nearly fell off the couch laughing :w00t: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maniax Posted August 4, 2013 Share one of the funniest thing I have read in a LONG time!!!Laughing turned to weeping then ended in violent coughing! Hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G e r h a r d Odendaal Posted August 4, 2013 Share If you use 'Veet' just make sure to only go as far as necessary ..... Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care) Reviews =====Quote===== After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarianI decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shavingattempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back outtrying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic Ithought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of atreat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I consideredmyself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviewsand wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers howwrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed andafter giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down tothe bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stoodwaiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds wasreplaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe aslike being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hittingthe ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my lifeuntil that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to anyreligion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and whatseemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to notbite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink andonly succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Throughthe haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall intothe kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawledthe final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore thelid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but onlytemporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soonreturned . Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give thestarfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for somethingelse as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed abag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it opentrying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried invain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doingthe trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channeland it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was goingto wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give yousome idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease thepain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was togently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchenthe other half chose that moment to come and investigate and wasgreeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice creamdripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse whilemuttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shockto her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in itcaused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in thesprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I canunderstand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at nightin the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expectingand having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollowin the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veetremoves hair, dignity and self respect... Thanks a lot, wife and I had such a laugh just now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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