Not so hot dismounts in action

[The expat cyclist]

There are some of these falls where a visit to a gynecologist is going to be appropriate.

Darn.

[RocknRolla]

You do realise you're saying this a machine that rides a steel rigid single speed..?

The bike is the machine..i'm just along for the ride....

 

Edit: sometimes my bike thinks it's a puppy...being carried all over the place...

Edited March 16, 2016 by RocknRolla

[Warren_G]

https://www.facebook.com/552935134844924/videos/671029183035518/

[Warren_G]

Kenny Belaey

https://www.facebook.com/belaeykenny/videos/1144318598951655/

[Warren_G]

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/12869500_564108933768611_352233769_n.mp4

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/12869500_564108933768611_352233769_n.mp4

And that, folks, is why it's important to have some sort of non-slip on wooden devices in rainy / mossy conditions.

[fanievb]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjUXUN-F9Pg

[BenGraham]

And that, folks, is why it's important to have some sort of non-slip on wooden devices in rainy / mossy conditions.

Ouch. That did not look pleasant and he was so smooth up to that point poor bastard never saw it coming.

[miniThor]

The Salmon

 

http://9gag.com/gag/a2mGDzw

[Grey Hubs]

And that, folks, is why it's important to have some sort of non-slip on wooden devices in rainy / mossy conditions.

I found that out the hard way at BRB on one of the wooden bridges and early morning dew...dug my chest on the edge of the bridge and almost ripped my nipple off. Going to leave a nasty scar. 

Apparently my nick name is comet nipple now  

Sadly no video. 

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

I found that out the hard way at BRB on one of the wooden bridges and early morning dew...dug my chest on the edge of the bridge and almost ripped my nipple off. Going to leave a nasty scar. 

Apparently my nick name is comet nipple now

Sadly no video. 

LOL!

 

Mate of mine did a classic deer-in-the-headlights move on a bridge that was in Tokai. It was a curved bridge, with a lekker camber to it as well. Just fixated on the edge and went OTB into a river. He is called FallStaff to this day. 

[Grey Hubs]

LOL!

 

Mate of mine did a classic deer-in-the-headlights move on a bridge that was in Tokai. It was a curved bridge, with a lekker camber to it as well. Just fixated on the edge and went OTB into a river. He is called FallStaff to this day. 

I think Peach calls it the "dead sailor" freeze...

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

I think Peach calls it the "dead sailor" freeze...

dead sailor is when you're in the air... Just the wind taking you where it wants you to go...

 

On te ground, in a corner, it's just a dumbass. 

[Grey Hubs]

dead sailor is when you're in the air... Just the wind taking you where it wants you to go...

 

On te ground, in a corner, it's just a dumbass. 

I now get it...good point!

[Meezo]

dead sailor is when you're in the air... Just the wind taking you where it wants you to go...

 

On te ground, in a corner, it's just a dumbass. 

 

whats more concerning is that you know the different names for falls/wipeouts...

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

whats more concerning is that you know the different names for falls/wipeouts...

I'm well versed..