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Congratulations Craig! Welcome to the 'hood... parenthood!

 

Expect: some dramatically altered sleep patterns, missed training rides, below-par race results, 3pm work slumps, being late for almost everything, carrying 10 times the baby's weight/volume in your car (even just for a simple outing to the mall), having considerably less expendable income for at least the next two decades, discovering that you aren't smarter than a 5th Grader, being taken for granted, being able to identify all bodily fluids within seconds, biting your tongue at school sports events, reluctantly accepting that other children might just be better looking, more intelligent, more talented than yours, and discovering yourself singing all the words to Barney's 'I love you..." one day in the shower.

Of course having said all that, there's nothing better than being a parent. The joy she'll bring to you will completely overwhelm you like nothing else can... Promise!

Sean

Designation: Father

Experience: 1 x 10-year-old and 1 x 2-year-old - both boys

 

PS. If she grows up to be a looker (and plays her cards right), my highly-intelligent, extremely-talented, incredibly good-looking two-year-old might show an interest...

 

Sean Badenhorst2008-02-18 03:24:14

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