(Deon) Posted February 18, 2014 Share Welcome back on the sleek Mayhem! I graze on both sides of the fence myself, and I truly love both. Tokai on Saturday, Chappies on Sunday, I can't think of anything more fun, except.......oh no, that thought is going to get me banned! B.t.w. Don't let Pain or Shine fool you, I have personally seen him on a road bike. There was a confidentiality agreement of which you are now in violation... I have edited the text for anonymity and to protect the identity of the innocent. Views and opinions on this forum are not necessarily those of the closet roadies mentioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beattbox Posted February 19, 2014 Share There was a confidentiality agreement of which you are now in violation... I have edited the text for anonymity and to protect the identity of the innocent. Views and opinions on this forum are not necessarily those of the closet roadies mentioned. I seem to recall that day as well! what i don't recall is any confidentiality agreement. I think i may even have a picture of said transgression - please hold..... Captain Fastbastard Mayhem 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJR Posted February 19, 2014 Share I seem to recall that day as well! what i don't recall is any confidentiality agreement. I think i may even have a picture of said transgression - please hold..... If you can find a picture of it, I'll pay you good money for it. I searched my own files, and it has disappeared. I wouldn't be surprized if that picture was "rendered" by Pain or Shine. You know he's an IT wizard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Zone Posted February 19, 2014 Share Super bad timing dude, you make your return at the same time around ten thousand hackers on dusty squeaky bikes take to the roads for the annual three weeks of cycling prior to the FRWC AKA the August, remember to hold your line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted February 19, 2014 Share Super bad timing dude, you make your return at the same time around ten thousand hackers on dusty squeaky bikes take to the roads for the annual three weeks of cycling prior to the FRWC AKA the August, remember to hold your line Hold my line schmold my line. That's something people shout when they're not confident in their own abilities as a cyclist and HAVE to let someone know that they're passing. If you need to pass me, do it right. I always hold my line, but it's your responsibility as the person behind me to pass safely. Pfft. Hold your line. As for the timing - yeah. I know. I generally train alone though, and will not tag into a bunch 'cos as a rule they are generally inconsiderate bung-heads who don't care about other road users (generally speaking) I ride like I drive - considerately. But with clear intention. If someone shouts at me to hold my line though, I will tune him back. BogusOne and LeTurbo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted February 19, 2014 Share @ Red - not a dig at you, btw. Just a rant on the whole entitlement issue and how it seems to be invading every single person on the road, regardless of their choice of vehicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat29 Posted February 19, 2014 Share yet another mtbiker getting soft. At least you are open about the fact that you like skinny wheels. Now you are also out of the closet. Sure you can go to meeting to talk about it and get it of you chest, then get over it and move back to MTB Edited February 19, 2014 by flat29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted February 19, 2014 Share yet another mtbiker getting soft. At least you are open about the fact that you like skinny wheels. Now you are also out of the closet. Sure you can go to meeting to talk about it and get it of you chest, then get over it and move back to MTB LOL. What is this "move back to" you speak of!? My regression to road cycling is purely an attempt to get more TITS and base fitness going. On the mountain, you can't really keep the HR in the fat-burning zones. Not in the places I ride at least (Tokai) - it's either 95% on the way up, or 95% on the way down, or resting HR & slightly above when I take a breather! On the road, it's generally flatter for longer. So you can do those long rides in the right zones. Pfft. Move back over... My Giant is still the bike that lives on my back seat, with the wheels in the boot. She's special like that... BogusOne, flat29 and Warren_G 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted February 19, 2014 Share All roadies lead to roam. Hehhee Enjoy the black stuff, Capt Mayhem.I like you even more. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted February 19, 2014 Share Hehhee Enjoy the black stuff, Capt Mayhem.I like you even more. I'm not sure how to take that... Thanks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BogusOne Posted February 19, 2014 Share I'm not sure how to take that... Thanks? http://global3.memecdn.com/don-amp-039-t-drop-the-soap_fb_1864655.jpg crabs coat and makes way to the door hehehehhe flat29 and (Deon) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat29 Posted February 19, 2014 Share I'm not sure how to take that... Thanks? look back at my post!!! Roadies are strange Captain Fastbastard Mayhem 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted February 19, 2014 Share http://global3.memecdn.com/don-amp-039-t-drop-the-soap_fb_1864655.jpg crabs coat and makes way to the door hehehehhe I'm cringing here... That makes my decision not to wear white toights even MORE valid. Or any toights at all! BogusOne 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewbacca Posted February 19, 2014 Share hahahahaha..... I didnt see this one turning into a homo erotic chat show... Its just a guy openly admitting he is proudly a road cyclist....... Oh.... wait (Deon) and Capricorn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BogusOne Posted February 19, 2014 Share I'm cringing here... That makes my decision not to wear white toights even MORE valid. Or any toights at all! whaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaha had a good laugh now :clap: No bud definitely stay away from the white toights ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rouxtjie Posted February 19, 2014 Share mayhem...just a headsup. tjommies are going to point and laugh, ask you if you sit when you pee, asking if they must call the wambulance and expressing how dissapointed they are that you are now a girly roadie. Smile and wave.....roadies can hurt much more than mtb'ers, they are the real hard men imo Over and out. BogusOne 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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