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Back in the good old days we used to solve this issue in a number of ways, unfortunately today cyclists are just too well mannered. The following steps should be followed

  • ask the wheel sucker to come through for a pull
  • swear at said wheel sucker
  • give said wheel sucker a snot rocket
  • make them ride in the gutter
  • push them off the road
  • drop your pump into their front wheel

Yup, sounds right. Drop your pump into their front wheel. Of course the oke deserves to be seriously injured or even possibly die because he isn't doing his share of the work in a group....... and we wonder why South Africa is so ****** up in so many ways

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3 wise men quoted above. You chose them.

 

The only sport where most participants compare themselves to pros on a daily basis.

 

Sure we can ride the same routes that they ride, on mostly the same kit and can even dress like they do. Yes it's surprising how many fat okes I see in full Sky kit square pedalling their Pinarello F8s up Suikerbossie.

 

But we are not them. There is a massive difference between even the weakest pro and the best A batch rider. Never mind those of us further down the index. Anyone know

 

Yet we pretend to race based on how the pros do it. Anyone know William Robinson?

Quick, buy this!

 

https://www.bikehub.co.za/index.php?app=hubmarket&do=view_item&item_id=232656

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Well i've already got my excuse ... visibly mangled knee after mtb crash on friday. I'll pick the scab and let the blood run for added drama and credibility. I'll soldier for a bit but then the group will say "mamil ol' man ... hop on and enjoy the ride".

 

Or maybe i'll crawl in beaten and alone just before cut off.

 

Either way.... EXCITED! Bring it on

 

Let's get a full and conclusive wheelsucker report after the race tomorrow, Mamil ????

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Well i've already got my excuse ... visibly mangled knee after mtb crash on friday. I'll pick the scab and let the blood run for added drama and credibility. I'll soldier for a bit but then the group will say "mamil ol' man ... hop on and enjoy the ride".

 

Or maybe i'll crawl in beaten and alone just before cut off.

 

Either way.... EXCITED! Bring it on

 

 

Drama queen ????

 

 

????

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Dale, what group will you be in tomorrow?

 

Not there tomorrow to chase watts with A

Recovering from dental surgery ????

 

Have a good return from Malmesbury over those rollers and kickers, Breezer ????????????

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I'm normally chasing watts in A

Not there tomorrow

Recovering from dental surgery ????

 

Have a good return from Malmesbury over those rollers and kickers, Breezer ????????????

Still have to decide where I will start. My first race after my crash at Langebaan. Bit nervous for bunch riding. Also fat and unfit. Wheel sucking for 124km!
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Still have to decide where I will start. My first race after my crash at Langebaan. Bit nervous for bunch riding. Also fat and unfit. Wheel sucking for 124km!

All the best

It's an important 'comeback' milestone tomorrow

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