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  1. I have a copper band, powerbalance and 32Gi - only one of the aforementioned works for me.... Thor, what is that you say about the beavers and trimming? - got me back on the thread...
  2. Dewd, just got back from Mozambique after two weeks of serious boozing and chowing like a demon, the only exercise was walking to the fridge....!!! My scale does a kickflip when i walk into the bathroom! I have not had the guts to assess the damage!
  3. Mozambique for the entire long weekend (and a whole lot more)...
  4. Hope fand and Big Oom get to go at it for a while before the thread is locked. THIS may be exactly what we need on this boring friday morning. For the record - i doped too... but i was still at school and i nearly puked, burnt the hell out of my lungs.
  5. my kungfu will get me flawed - they faait wiff otherwise spanners here is SA.
  6. Life expectancy in 1992 was 69 in SA, today its is 48!!!! How long exactly are you expecting to live – please be specific! How would you like to affect that stat?
  7. Dont you think the lady will sue you if you tazer her? It will be frakken funny to see though, think you can get it on camera. Tim - blame the mark on your shorts on the back wheel flinging up mud!!! We all know the feeling! Raaait guys?
  8. Was wonderinng the same thing heading back through there on Sunday morning. Seriously hope it gets sorted and EVERYONE buys in (inclusive of all the "groups / classes" mentioned in original post. Hate to see it get ugly (again...) or worse.
  9. Caves Classic!!! Great race. A (very) technical section - but was awesome! Afterparty was worth the headwind heading out!
  10. Damn!!! On a monday morning! I am going to go an take my own life now - just in case i ever have to go down a single track and slip-up! On another note - i think you'll find our legal system a lot more complex than noted....
  11. BINGO! But lets deny it, give it a fancy name, have the prez endorse it and then anyone who talks about it will be stoned to death by a mob! Problem solved, oh sorry, what problem?
  12. Lets not do the Souff Effriken thing and look for excuses.... Yes there are factors to take into consideration and yes certain population 'classes' should have number plates and make a "beep-beep" sound when they back that heavy load up... BUT look around - what % of everyday you and me can really be considered 'healthy' and in shape. I dont think a different "more" representative sample would have changed anything!!! Now go buy fast-food and boost my shares!
  13. Hey (always) look at the bright side!!! At least we beat Australia at something (exiting the building....) It is really really depressing being on that list, ranked with the Yanks and Poms...
  14. Wow, considering the statement made wrt IQ, this was a very intali entelleg intelli-gent thing to do... The b@llz required to do this do not produce the milk in question
  15. Damn - took me a while to figure out if this is a serious post - Josh, seriously, that is commitment! Res-pek!
  16. when.... You look at an attractive laddee and wonder what her mom looks like?
  17. I think the answer is in your original post. The first one was 12g coz it only went pffft, pffffffft and the second one went pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttt - the second one obviously had way more gas in it!!! and must have been 16g!!! No, but seriously I am so cheapskate that women have to make me drunk to score - i only buy 'el-cheap'os and have never been let down (the women wish they could say the same!).
  18. What is this for??? Why on earth would someone need this and what purpose does it serve....??
  19. Sabta C - I think my misses stole your ali-aas!!! The two things i hear most from her all in one sentence...... Dwed, nothin wrong with the tyre! Do you sell your car if someone opened the door against it? Use it for down-hill - refer top speed thread - it'll be fine!!!
  20. die ou was min ged0nner toe hy 'n kind was! dis flippen entertaining....
  21. I'm impressed!!! How the hell did you ride a bike wearing running spikes?????? They not nearly rigid enough and you cant even clip-in!
  22. Who's the guy who made the comment? The insecure tosser who spends his money to date supermodels coz he cant get a nymph without his money(whom all leave....). Very sincere, decent upstanding member of society he is, dot dot dot. Same old same old... We have seen this with just about every other legend. Refer LA debate... Whoops did i just say that?
  23. i cant see why you are all so skeptical....???? this is absolutely brilliant! everyone knows that Tourmaline and Germanium is as much a miracle drug as winning the UK Lottery (again! and you never entered either times).... lets face it - you get bent over daily - you fill your car with Caltex with TECHRON... Wow! Techron, thats amazing and what it does for my engine is amazing!!! But no-body has an effing clue what is is!
  24. you only fell once??? man you learn quick.... After a month or two riding 'old school' i flipped it five times in Groennies on my first trip bolted onto the bike....
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