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Give your bike a going over to make sure that's not the issue: bent rim, stiff headset, low tyre pressure etc.

He went like a rocket!

Here's The Man near the end of the last lap:

Your shoes look like walkie talkies.

Just don't put any Stans on your baked beans by mistake.

Is dropping a roadie on a unicycle similar to throwing him with a stone?

As long as you son is less than 5 years and just rides in the park you may be OK, but don't consider that a MTB. It's almost a bike as it has two wheels. Not much to say beyond that, just NEVER take it offroad.

Bruised ego. HTFU

Try faxing it rather.

Lance is going to come out the closet.

Would like to be there but am unable to ride. Will be there in thought.

Have just heard this sad news. I feel for the greater Stander family. A real gentleman, true competitor. A chip off the old block. RIP Burry.

These guys do seem to be a rip-off. Made the mistake of ordering something from them a while back. They sent a cheap generic replacement instead. Had to fight to get a refund. Won't use them again.

Dyslexics will have a hard time. I wonder how many will be in their bunkers, hoping the Yamans were wrong.

Here in KZN we've all seen the reindeer. As I said to my wife, whilst looking out the window: "Have you seen the rain, dear?"

I had fun with them for a while, even got their banking details. Scamsters of note.

Me, I'd hoot at them as I went past, but I'm a c0cktonsil too

Glad it's over. I feel for you.

He should be made to participate in all multi-stage endurance events ..................... on a unicycle.

Is this OK?

For fun I just ordered (by phone) a Scalpel 3 wheeler, size extra medium in sunset blue. I was assured he had in stock .

I told him I was Lt Johnson, and that I was at his back door. Could he please open the gate. I think he dropped his phone

When I was at school we had an old teacher with very few teeth tell us that wanking will make our teeth fall out (oh, the irony). Made an impression on me as I still remember it, but I'll stop there. Maybe young guys need someone who has had a stroke, balls removed or similar as a result of doping go and speak to them?

Ghostly? I thought some avatar pics were ghastly.

Not all teeth are meant to look like this: