I have an idea for a new thread...

[Wyatt Earp]

Which one are you?

 

Depends whether you trained this winter or not, eh...

 

http://cyclingtipscontent.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/triplets22.jpg

 

Niether, he gets abducted and has to run power at a movie house.

His granny is kick-ass when it comes to working on wheels though.

[Myra]

[Tuxstir]

Danny boys new vid

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyTsD1LhRZE

[4u2nv]

I hate people who forward these hoax warnings as much as anyone, but this one is important!

 

Send this warning to all of the men on your e-mail list!

 

If a young lady comes to your front door saying she is conducting a survey on Rocky Mountain ticks and asks you to take off your clothes, do not do it!

 

This is a scam; she only wants to see you naked!

 

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap now!

[Sammajoor]

These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments were

taken off actual police car videos around the country:

 

1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went

through."

 

2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch

after you wear them a while."

 

3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a

worthless document."

 

4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

 

5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed

of the bullet that'll be chasing you." (LOVE IT)

 

6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write

anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" (MY FAVORITE)

 

7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it

will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

 

8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again

or I'll give you another ticket."

 

9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk

or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

 

10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to

ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."

 

11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster

oven."

 

12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." (National Crime

Information Center)

 

13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

 

14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're

allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

 

15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of

yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

 

16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we

don't.. Sign here."

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

Which one are you?

 

Depends whether you trained this winter or not, eh...

 

http://cyclingtipscontent.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/triplets22.jpg

 

Ah, the Twins of Belleville

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

Niether, he gets abducted and has to run power at a movie house.

His granny is kick-ass when it comes to working on wheels though.

 

And gives perfect cadence tempo with that whistle of hers! Brrrp brrp.

[Hairy]

These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments were

taken off actual police car videos around the country:

 

1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went

through."

 

2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch

after you wear them a while."

 

3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a

worthless document."

 

4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

 

5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed

of the bullet that'll be chasing you." (LOVE IT)

 

6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write

anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" (MY FAVORITE)

 

7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it

will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

 

8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again

or I'll give you another ticket."

 

9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk

or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

 

10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to

ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."

 

11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster

oven."

 

12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." (National Crime

Information Center)

 

13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

 

14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're

allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

 

15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of

yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

 

16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we

don't.. Sign here."

 

snap!

[CatGirl]

this is also pretty good

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIfbghHdG1s&feature=player_detailpage

 

daai gooses gan strepe brand..

[Sammajoor]

daai gooses gan strepe brand..

 

Daai cherries het almal klaar n paar strepe weg.... :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

[Stretch]

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/405243/Cat+Power.jpg

[Agteros]

[Agteros]

[Agteros]

[patches]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5279021_700b.jpg

[Megan-Rose]

No Ben! No!

 

fhttp://gifs.gifbin.com/052009/1241697476_bear-attack.gif

 

That is funny! That's what you get for teasing the poor thing!