I have an idea for a new thread...

[MTBeer]

here is my chick 

https://instagram.com/p/w8GjU7u2ph/

is that a ball in her pocket or is she happy to see me?

[Iwan Kemp]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=111

 

Love his stuff! Another one do waste a day away:

http://www.27bslash6.com/

[pista]

[Latent_Blue]

Original ad: 
WANTED - Microwave
I am looking for a used microwave. WHITE ONLY

From Me to *********@************.org:

I have a LG microwave that I want to sell for $30. I am aware that your ad said whites only, but I am an African American. I sincerely hope that this won't be a problem for you, and we can put race issues aside and just do business.

Thank you,
Jamal

From Amy ****** to Me:

I am so sorry that you misread my ad. I meant the microwave should be white, because it would match my kitchen.

Amy

From Me to Amy ******:

Oh, so because I am black, you think that I can't read? It really is amazing that the world we live in is still so racist. I'm sorry, but your insults have left me feeling sick. I don't think I can sell my microwave to a bigot. 

Sincerely offended,
Jamal

From Amy ****** to Me:

I wasn't suggesting that you couldn't read. I'm not racist. If you read my whole email you would see that the ad was looking for a white microwave, not a white person. I changed the ad to avoid any confusion.

Amy

From Me to Amy ******:

So now you think that because I am black, I am too lazy to read your whole e-mails. Your racism is overwhelming. You will never get my microwave from me. I will, however, sell you a burning cross for your next klan meeting. Does $20 for the cross sound fair?

From Amy ****** to Me:

I can't write anything without you being offended! I give up!

From Me to Amy ******:

So you don't want the microwave?

From Amy ****** to Me:

Will you still sell it to me?

From Me to Amy ******:

I would never sell anything to a racist. 

From Amy ****** to Me:

Ugh I'm done with you.

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[Wannabe]

Oooohhhh, someone is in serious pooh....

[Shebeen]

moo ha ha. as an anti petrol head this is pretty funny, love the coke'n brandy okes in the background trying to add up the damage on the spot.

[fanievb]

 

why do you go in opposite directions on a race track

[Iwan Kemp]

why do you go in opposite directions on a race track

 

Because Maldonado 

[Berg Man]

Because Maldonado 

Bwhahahahahahahaha

[Lotus]

And those number plates are out in open view, so they've probably lost insurance cover as well.

 

Claim form: "It was a taxi that hit me, and then he drove off without stopping".

 

Assessor: "A yellow taxi, by any chance?"