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I will be starting an online shop as soon as I've built up the required stock.

My heart beats lumpy custard (try as I might, there are apparently no images of this :P) that you don't have enough stock. I am sure there's a few laying spare on autopsy tables or in crematoriums that nobody will miss.... ;)

 

You can sell on the street like they do with the false teeth 'redistributed' from the morgues:

http://www.timeslive.co.za/Feeds/2015/05/24/1209154_1002154.jpg/ALTERNATES/crop_630x400/1209154_1002154.jpg

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My heart beats lumpy custard (try as I might, there are apparently no images of this :P) that you don't have enough stock. I am sure there's a few laying spare on autopsy tables or in crematoriums that nobody will miss.... ;)

 

You can sell on the street like they do with the false teeth 'redistributed' from the morgues:

http://www.timeslive.co.za/Feeds/2015/05/24/1209154_1002154.jpg/ALTERNATES/crop_630x400/1209154_1002154.jpg

Fantastic business model. Low overheads and constant foot traffic. Why would you want to be in a mall environment?

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Fantastic business model. Low overheads and constant foot traffic. Why would you want to be in a mall environment?

I suppose the only advantage of a mall would be easy access to electricity (though in a pinch you could run a few extension cords down the road after splicing into the traffic light I guess) to keep the hearts cold - though on the pavement you could do a booming trade in heart biltong ;)

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You can sell on the street like they do with the false teeth 'redistributed' from the morgues:

http://www.timeslive.co.za/Feeds/2015/05/24/1209154_1002154.jpg/ALTERNATES/crop_630x400/1209154_1002154.jpg

Are you fckng serious?!?

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Are you fckng serious?!?

 

http://www.sundaynews.co.zw/artificial-teeth-sold-on-the-street/

 

 

“Who says the African entrepreneurial spirit isn’t alive and well? Here we have an enterprising chap who goes around Johannesburg morgues and funeral undertakers, collecting sets of false teeth, which he then resells on a street corner for R20 a piece. Choosing a good fit is quite simple – just keep popping them in your mouth until you find a set of chompers that feels comfortable!” read a part of the article.
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Are you fckng serious?!?

Been selling them in the townships for years[emoji106]

 

Heard they been stealing hair extensions now to re sell [emoji15]

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Heard they been stealing hair extensions now to re sell [emoji15]

I am not surprised, one of my ex staff told us how much her hair extensions cost - cycling seems cheap in comparison :P

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