gummibear Posted November 30, 2011 Share Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/413/#findComment-1540990 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummibear Posted November 30, 2011 Share Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/413/#findComment-1540999 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikolais Posted November 30, 2011 Share  Now that was inspirational!!! Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/413/#findComment-1541000 Share on other sites More sharing options...
small h Posted November 30, 2011 Share Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/413/#findComment-1541012 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummibear Posted November 30, 2011 Share Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/413/#findComment-1541023 Share on other sites More sharing options...
small h Posted November 30, 2011 Share Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/413/#findComment-1541025 Share on other sites More sharing options...
small h Posted November 30, 2011 Share  Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/413/#findComment-1541109 Share on other sites More sharing options...
small h Posted November 30, 2011 Share Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/413/#findComment-1541111 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoffel76 Posted November 30, 2011 Share http://www.vertikal.net/en/news/story/13244Â Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/413/#findComment-1541116 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Earp Posted November 30, 2011 Share http://www.vertikal.net/en/news/story/13244Â Ja nee, that takes the cake. Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/413/#findComment-1541135 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Drongo Posted November 30, 2011 Share http://www.vertikal.net/en/news/story/13244  Freakin' ingenious! Gotta be Zimbo's! Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/413/#findComment-1541146 Share on other sites More sharing options...
small h Posted November 30, 2011 Share SOMETHING TO OFFEND BOTH MEN AND WOMEN, ALL CLASSES AND MANY RACES What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive?Because it's worth it.  What do you call a smart blonde?A golden retriever. What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities.. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 20 kgs.  What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins?They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.  What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.  What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.  A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in Grade 9.Who has the biggest boobs?The blonde, because she's 18..  What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.  What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?'Are you sure it's mine?' Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. What's the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo?An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F..... Word?Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!  What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA fairytale?A Northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time..' A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shiit...'  Why is there no Disneyland in China ?No one's tall enough to go on the good rides Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/413/#findComment-1541152 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocknRolla Posted November 30, 2011 Share i see they at least attempt to adhere to health & safety standards by using a ladder holder. http://www.vertikal.net/typo3temp/pics/4c862c69f5.jpg Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/413/#findComment-1541185 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Eagle Posted December 1, 2011 Share  That is franking brilliant! Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/413/#findComment-1541584 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Eagle Posted December 1, 2011 Share Adam and Eve (arab version)Â Â Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/413/#findComment-1541589 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big H* Posted December 1, 2011 Share LET ME SEE IF I UNDERSTAND ALL THIS . . . If you cross the North Korean Border illegally you get 12 years hard labour. If you cross the Iranian Border illegally you are detained indefinitely. If you cross the Afghan Border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the Saudi Arabian Border illegally you will be jailed. If you cross the Chinese Border illegally you may never be heard from again. If you cross the Venezuelan Border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed. If you cross the Cuban Border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.  HOWEVER If you cross the South African Border illegally you get ► a job, ► a drivers license ► a pension card ► welfare ► credit cards ► subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house ► a free education ► free health care. Perks include: * weapons of your choice. And in South Africa you can: * murder * use drugs * drink and drive * steal * rape  But please South Africans - DON’T SMOKE - in public it is illegal! Edited December 1, 2011 by eccentric1 Link to comment https://forum.bikehub.co.za/topic/102931-i-have-an-idea-for-a-new-thread/page/413/#findComment-1541606 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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