MTB_Roadie Posted December 1, 2011 Share LET ME SEE IF I UNDERSTAND ALL THIS . . . If you cross the North Korean Border illegally you get 12 years hard labour. If you cross the Iranian Border illegally you are detained indefinitely. If you cross the Afghan Border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the Saudi Arabian Border illegally you will be jailed. If you cross the Chinese Border illegally you may never be heard from again. If you cross the Venezuelan Border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed. If you cross the Cuban Border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot. HOWEVER If you cross the South African Border illegally you get ► a job, ► a drivers license ► a pension card ► welfare ► credit cards ► subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house ► a free education ► free health care. Perks include: * weapons of your choice. And in South Africa you can: * murder * use drugs * drink and drive * steal * rape But please South Africans - DON’T SMOKE - in public it is illegal! :clap: I don't smoke luckily so it does not bother me....but the border thing is hilarious! You also forgot about the free housing they get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Minion Posted December 1, 2011 Share LET ME SEE IF I UNDERSTAND ALL THIS . . . If you cross the North Korean Border illegally you get 12 years hard labour. If you cross the Iranian Border illegally you are detained indefinitely. If you cross the Afghan Border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the Saudi Arabian Border illegally you will be jailed. If you cross the Chinese Border illegally you may never be heard from again. If you cross the Venezuelan Border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed. If you cross the Cuban Border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot. HOWEVER If you cross the South African Border illegally you get ► a job, ► a drivers license ► a pension card ► welfare ► credit cards ► subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house ► a free education ► free health care. Perks include: * weapons of your choice. And in South Africa you can: * murder * use drugs * drink and drive * steal * rape But please South Africans - DON’T SMOKE - in public it is illegal!We're living in a dictatorship. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvKIWjnEPNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummibear Posted December 1, 2011 Share LIED VIR MALEMA! Malema ek wil 'n plaas hêWatse plaas my ComoradWil jy dalk 'n Melkplaas hêNee Juju nee'n Melkery die wil ek nieWant vroeg opstaan die gaan ek nieWat my sal plesierIs 'n plaas vol koringbier! Malema ek wil 'n plaas hêWatse plaas my ComoradWil jy dalk 'n Beesplaas hêNee Juju nee'n Beesteplaas die wil ek nieWant drade span die gaan ek nieWat my sal plesierIs 'n plaas vol koringbier! Malema ek wil 'n plaas hêWatse plaas my ComoradWil jy dalk 'n Wynplaas hêNee Juju nee'n Plaas vir wyn die wil ek nieWant wingerd snoei die ken ek nieWat my sal plesierIs 'n plaas vol koringbier! Malema ek wil 'n plaas hêWatse plaas my ComoradWil jy dalk 'n Wildsplaas hêNee Juju nee'n Plaas vol bok die wil ek nieWant baie werk die soek ek nieWat my sal plesierIs 'n plaas vol koringbier! Malema ek wil 'n plaas hêWat se plaas my ComoradWil jy dalk 'n Graanplaas hêNee Juju nee'n Plaas vol graan die wil ek nieWant oes en plant verstaan ek nieWat my sal plesierIs 'n plaas vol koringbier! Malema ek wil 'n plaas hêWatse plaas my ComoradSoek jy dalk 'n SitrusplaasNee Juju nee'n Sitrusplaas die werk jou vrekAs die trekker staan en die damme lekLaat die Witman liewer boerEk bly lekker in my shack!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RocknRolla Posted December 1, 2011 Share new bike manufacturer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Eagle Posted December 1, 2011 Share Chelsea really are a shadow of their former selves *thinks back to drubbing received at the bridge at the hands of Arsenal * Anyone beating Chelsea is a winner in my books! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranswurm Posted December 1, 2011 Share Happiness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummibear Posted December 1, 2011 Share So who is going to change the wheel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTB_Roadie Posted December 1, 2011 Share So who is going to change the wheel? the person who took the pic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disylizzy Posted December 1, 2011 Share So who is going to change the wheel? I think they may need to change more than just a wheel!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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