I have an idea for a new thread...

[geomark]

[geomark]

[Shebeen]

I'm in love, do you have her number?

 

oh crap, .....bird in the hand is better than two in the bush?

[the nerd]

 

 

This is how my brother broke his ribs... 

[geomark]

You'd need to be a magician to do this trick in China now!

[Bonus]

 

 

ooops

['Dale]

????

 

[Lotus]

The "Marilyn Monroe" flypast?

[geomark]

[Slowbee]

 

This guy is amazing. Such a role model !

[Long Wheel Base]

I see another golden thread has disappeared. What happened to the Dewan Hatting thread?

[Long Wheel Base]

That one was real gold 

Yeah it was. Would love to know why it was removed.

[Shebeen]

can someone do their best phil and paul impression overdubs on this

 

[Shebeen]

Yeah it was. Would love to know why it was removed.

WHAT??!!

 

ok it's quite obvious what happened.

*[under warning for namecalling - insert your own here] who claims to be an internet genius googles himself every monday morning

*finds out that despite having a pretty unique name the only piece of the internet that has any traction is a thread that exposes him for being the flimsy eggshell he really is

*complains to bikehub management that this is slander, tarnishing his global* reputation and could result in gargantuan profitloss due to his hockeystick projections on sales of his latest invention**. and his lawyers will sue you till even the bergies start donating, and then sue some more.

*puts thesaurus away after finding an excellent replacement for MASSIVE

*bikehubmanagement have a look at the thread, piss themselves with laughter, begrudgingly put their mulletts away and don a grey buiness suit and delete archive the thread. unfortunately this also loses the part where he scammed a hubber and got him here in the first place.

*goes to gym to look at himself in the mirror, and take selfies, and tell his charnas about the GARGANTUAN pecs they are jealous of.

 

*global as in global fabrics, aisle 3/offcuts

**mango smoothie underwear with clinifoil elastene (in beta testing phase)

[geomark]

WHAT??!!

 

ok it's quite obvious what happened.

*[under warning for namecalling - insert your own here] who claims to be an internet genius googles himself every monday morning

*finds out that despite having a pretty unique name the only piece of the internet that has any traction is a thread that exposes him for being the flimsy eggshell he really is

*complains to bikehub management that this is slander, tarnishing his global* reputation and could result in gargantuan profitloss due to his hockeystick projections on sales of his latest invention**. and his lawyers will sue you till even the bergies start donating, and then sue some more.

*puts thesaurus away after finding an excellent replacement for MASSIVE

*bikehubmanagement have a look at the thread, piss themselves with laughter, begrudgingly put their mulletts away and don a grey buiness suit and delete archive the thread. unfortunately this also loses the part where he scammed a hubber and got him here in the first place.

*goes to gym to look at himself in the mirror, and take selfies, and tell his charnas about the GARGANTUAN pecs they are jealous of.

 

*global as in global fabrics, aisle 3/offcuts

**mango smoothie underwear with clinifoil elastene (in beta testing phase)

    quick....someone check the lift selfie thread!

[Shebeen]

 

great song...

 

i'm waiting for the awesome bit....

oh wait this is the 2020's and streaming, let me FFWD to it.

jislaaikit, 3min in, and no drums yet, how did he keep people's attention so long?and he's not even the drummer.

crap 4min in, and i missed it, go back 30 seconds.

ok that's better, but he is actually the stickman now i missed the build up.

 

 

 

...and that is how one spends 10minutes watching a 5min video clip

 

 

...and why you need to thank me for lining this one up at the right time

https://youtu.be/wHjieD6CTYs?t=168